Tag: twitter

• (running is probably a better idea than spending the rest of the day playing half life 2… ) #
• Lets try Bromsgrove to Droitwich with some canal – 20 miles – http://gb.mapometer.com/en/running/route_481046.html … run fatty run #
• Cooling down, ready for ice skating. #
• I've been good and registered my phone + laptop at http://www.immobilise.com (to help the plod reunite me in the event of theft) #
• RT @plc: "An Apple store was burgled with over £10,000 of goods stolen. The police are confident they'll be able to find both computers." #
• Electric meter replaced; book read; perhaps i should pretend to work now (aka buy a mobile phone) #
• About to get bitten by vampires (giving blood) #
• Hmm. 4square crashes 4 times in a row as I try to claim Costa coffee. #conspiracy #
• What's the dog trying to tell me when he turns off my computer ? #
• Happy my neighbour has mowed my lawn. Odd she hasn't done all of hers though. #
• I know now what it's like for a chicken when it's put in the oven. #
• That was a nice pasty. Perhaps I should come to pershore more often. #
• Come on the m5. #
• I can wear shorts and t-shirt to/at/from work. Enjoy wearing your suits suckers. #

• Hot. Lots of women wearing pink. #raceforife #bromsgrove #
• At last. Summer is back. We'll soon be moaning it's too hot. #
• Love pacman at http://google.co.uk. Wonder how much this has cost the country in wasted work time ? 😉 #
• Grr. 4sq Is vaguely intelligent. To think I might have to go inside the places I visit and stay there for a bit. #
• There are too many smug people around today, who are strangely happy considering some chav has stolen the roof off their car. #
• If the council paid me £1 a go to pick up other peoples dog poo, I'd be rich. #bromsgrove #
• Must stop laughing at the 'new' dog (well he's had a good coat trim) #
• First 2 applications from Aston uni students for an industrial placement year are failures – customise your cv/letter for the job! #
• I wonder how much of bromsgrove I can rule over in 4square #
• An interesting end to season 1 of V … good episode. #
• RT @OpenRightsGroup Nick Clegg asks what laws to delete, tell your MPs, the #DEAct http://bit.ly/repeal-the-dea #DEBill #
• An eventful but uneventful night. Everyone's tired Jim. #
• Check out my OnePage card at http://myonepage.com/david.goodwin #onepage #
• RT @GeneHunt I liked the idea of being married. It's great to find that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life. #
• RT @jakebible Dead Mech Episode 19 is so gonna put a mechanized boot in yo ass! Subscribe at http://jakebible.com (plz RT) #
• Learning about vaginal dividers, dual cervixes and horned uteruses. I'm glad I'm not a woman. #
• RT @birminghampost Woman banned from drinking in public found drunk in Bromsgrove street http://tinyurl.com/39lw3oc #

• I've never walked a dog which can't make it up a small hill without collapsing in a panting heap. #
• The neighbours are walking a young cat on a lead. Guess they're trying to keep up with the girl who walks a ferrett in town #bromsgrove #
• RT @GeneHunt A prisoner escaped last night, she's a clairvoyant midget. We're warning the public that there's a small medium at large. #
• RT @GeneHunt You know what it means when you come home to a little affection, tenderness and sympathy? It means you're in the wrong house. #
• RT @grifferz Believe me, it's possible. http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/PhoDohs1.jpg nice spelling. #
• RT @PalePurpleLtd Looking for professional php dev. Contract or full time. See http://bit.ly/cbk1H1 #
• I wonder how often someone types in a bit.ly URL incorrectly and gets/leaves a rude surprise. #
• I signed the petition to repeal the Digital Economy Act http://bit.ly/deapetition #DEBill #DEAct #GE2010 #
• Right, time to run off this stupid sore throat and looming crapiness. #
• I'm mentally washed out now. Time to degenerate down to a 2 year old's level soon. #
• Strange sales pitch about sales training with someone from Sandler Training (anyone come across them? http://uk.sandler.com/) #
• Everyone will suffer now; everyone will suffer now. You can't help yourself. #
• Run away (for 40 minutes) #
• Dear Twitterverse: Is Nightmare on Elm Street any good / worth watching?
  http://bit.ly/9PrXdg #
• Don't use phpunit from Debian Lenny (v3.3.16) – full of fail; Install via pear. My tests now pass; I now get code-coverage reports. Win. #
• Toddler clearly deciding that he should have a lie in. In the interests of Good parenting I can't get up till he does … 😉 #
• Today's discovery – orange marmalade with ginger. nom nom. #
• 35 weeks http://twitpic.com/1mn5vm #

• Just found Prey – remote tracking of laptop etc incase of theft … http://preyproject.com/ #osx #linux #windows #
• Stripping done, holes filled; now to get the gun out and do some kinky latex^h^h silicone sealant stuff … Then lawn mowing. #
• Roast lamb after 17 mile run seems good. (2.5 hours; worship me) #
• 10k isn't far enough – let's do http://gb.mapometer.com/en/running/route_578234.html instead. #
• RT @UKLabourParty We need 100,000 people to retweet if you want Proportional Representation #
• Suggestions on how to stop a dog chewing stuff when he's left alone welcome. (attention seeking?) has bone etc to chew …. #
• Think I'll wait for an android like ipad or spend the money on an iPhone v4. #
• My tummy and bed are now a drum with toddler hand sized drumsticks beating away. #
• Ah that's better. Second waking at 9am. This is more civilised. #
• Waking at 550 on a saturday is not ideal. #
• Right. Time to cudde up to the boss and fall asleep. #
• RT @GeneHunt Why is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbeque? #
• Is rowan trying to give me a hint by the way he's washing the bath (as opposed to washing himself in the bath) #
• Emergency chocolate fix applied. Recovery underway. Now I want more …. #
• Sweet. I definitely don't need a tv license – http://bit.ly/3s3jM9 & still use iplayer #
• RT @alexmace This is exactly why I voted Lib Dem: http://bit.ly/bhfwgw RT if you did too. #votelibdem #
• #ukvote B61 #
• Git is too quick. I have difficulty accepting it's done anything – perhaps it should sleep(1) to give me confidence it's done something. #
• I've just registered my opinion for my constituency for #ge2010 at http://www.twitVoteUK.org.uk, why don't you? #twitVoteUK #
• Fixing your router's WIFI since 1903 #
• TV harms children / toddlers / babies – http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8654963.stm – no news (haha) there then (or surprise) #
• Haha. I've had the window open and blinds drawn in the office for at least an hour and the minions haven't noticed / burnt from sunlight. #
• Damn you ubuntu – updates to an existing release shouldn't break everything. Grr. #
• There's a horrible smell of burning plastic/dead computer in the office and my desktop is unwell. Are the two linked? Fuckitallnotagoodday #
• Guess I should run. 10k race this Sunday. Still doing 6 miles this morning isn't much shorter. #lazyweekend #
• RT @GeneHunt I'm proud of my Grandfather. He shot down two German planes. Admittedly that was in 1972 but you can't be too careful. #
• Iron man 2 perhaps. #
• Stupid hail. It's summer. Get lost. Come back in November. #

• Good luck with the #dyfienduro mtb'ers. #enduro #mountainbiking #Machynlleth #
• Time to say goodbye to "cd /pub; more beer" (t-shirt). You've lasted at least 10 years but now look a bit too old. #
• I tried to get some non-dull coloured clothes. http://twitpic.com/1k046l #
• Chewing my £15 (new) running hat is not smart or clever dog. http://twitpic.com/1k038b Maybe I'll forget to take you to the farm tomorrow? #
• Best add Predators To my list of films to watch. #
• RT @GeneHunt What's long, hard, easy to erect and makes women groan?…… An Ironing Board. #
• http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/ – my biggest problem of the day is now solved!! 🙂 #
• The dog has a hard life. Eating a donut. http://twitpic.com/1jloat #
• Cameron was smarmy and didn't answer questions; Brown tired and boring. Clegg genuine but niave? Seeing DC may have put me off voting Tory. #
• Ought to find a running club/group in Bromsgrove…. and/or Squash. #
• welcome #ubuntu lucid …. time to upgrade desktop soon then. #
• This is how you to scream (while chasing a dog) – toddler style…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vDXZjnknoI #
• RT @GeneHunt 'Ultra-sensitive condoms?!' What do they do? Keep her talking after you've gone to sleep & ask how she's feeling? #
• RT @schmooster #bigotgate For the sake of balance, here's Cameron with the public. http://short.to/26n59 <- nice 'documentary' #
• wondering if I'm somehow damaged a nerve along the top of my foot; weird sensation occasionally…. still at least it's not my hand. #
• Anyway. Time to go running. 7 miles perhaps. Rests are for girls and babys. Sort of. #
• This is not orange (or any fruit) juice on my arm….. "bloody dog" http://twitpic.com/1iw4od #
• Avatar is only £8 on DVD on release. So it really was over hyped and not that good then? (3d ++; story —-) #
• I'm sheltering in the blind (warm) spot of an overactive aircon unit waiting for gparted to do succeed. Not quite
  my idea of fun. #
• Stupid Compaq server vs gparted. Gparted seems to be winning. Phew. #
• I wish I'd remember to upgrade $server before feeling tired at mid-night. #
• Woo… 148 out of 844 marathon wise (http://jand.co.uk/Results2010/ShakespeareFull.pdf); now my head has expanded. #stratford #marathon #
• Won't be voting for them…. http://twitpic.com/1iotli #bnp #

• Stratford marathon done – 3hrs 35m. Did first 12 miles in 1hr 30. Failed to pace myself. Legs enjoyed cramping for 30 mins after. Good fun #
• Podrunner's PowerTools mix – 174bpm; I wonder if this will help me run or not…. http://bit.ly/vXbcS #
• Hmmm. Not long now. Best pull finger out and move it. Alarms don't wake toddlers. An interesting fact perhaps. #
• Spoilt dog http://twitpic.com/1i3avu #
• Palringo seems pretty good (Im client for iPhone, pc, mac etc) #
• Marathon tomorrow. Better start peparing. Food. Food. Music 4 iPod and check schedule. #
• "this shirt would look good on your bedroom floor" – you're fat and ugly, so it's not going to happen for you mate, let's be honest. #
• Ah, tetris – http://www.last.fm/music/MidTown+Dickens/_/Tetris #
• I like playing tetris in the shower…. tetris is my favourite video game… (lyrics to a song being played in the office) #
• Since poundland opened in bromsgrove all other shops seem to have started to price things at £1. Wasn't it 99p before? 😉 #
• Reasons to be a dog: #1 good looking women pet you randomly and scratch your back. #2 you can't go in most shops. #
• Shorts. Thick jumper. Hmm. Dogs have it easy – none of this clothing nonsense. #
• Taking a day off work just so Eon can change the electric meter is not going to happen. FFS be more specific than 8-8pm. 1 hr slot perhaps? #
• Dog's hungry. #nickcleggsfault #
• I need to shave/shop/eat. #nickcleggsfault #
• RT @PalePurpleLtd Interviewing students for placement year – my findings – http://bit.ly/cSUD4v #
• RT @guardiantech Facebook introduces Docs, based on Microsoft Web Office http://bit.ly/cnHviA #
• Lunch time view. Bit better than normal. http://twitpic.com/1ha3r5 #
• RT @carolinegoodwin Spoof Daily Mail article http://twitpic.com/1h8ik8 Quite funny #
• More spam from prospective mps #bromsgrove #straight2recycling just have a f'ing web presence…. #bromsgrove #
• Bad things today: 1) diesel £1:20 a litre; car drank 45+ litres. 2) tired 3) poss. last run before Sunday – better make it count (7miles) #
• Pershore looks quote nice. Wish bromsgrove wad as good #jealousofcustomersoffice #
• Now, can I find a running hat in preparation for Sunday ? #
• Stourbridge road properly blocked; looks like they've nearly finished (hole filling up) http://twitpic.com/1gru97 no more cheating drivers! #
• Don't appreciate being overtaken by an old woman on an electric bike while running uphill. She got away on the downhill. Old fat lazy Cow. #

• Sanders park is busy. Lovely day #
• Hmm. Lidl almond ice cream things. #
• Hockey match done. Lovely day. #
• The coffee which has been keeping me alert/awake at work turns out to be decaf. A definite #wtf moment. #
• I love chilli. #
• RT @carolinegoodwin they're a rough lot in Bromsgrove http://bit.ly/dg8Tzt (woman banned from alcohol buying) #
• So… The sky. Grey from ash? Is that what I can smell? Or is it just normal boring overcast Britian with local pollution? #ashtag #
• More & more drivers think "road closed" doesn't apply to them (Stourbridge road, bromsgrove). Why is it closed, why not traffic lights? #
• RT @poorlydressed Someone Get the Lifeguard – Poorly Dressed People of the World – Fashion Fails http://bit.ly/awSYm9 #
• RT @dvntownsend Today's FREE MP3 from @AOLRadio is "Hyperdrive" from @dvntownsend: http://ow.ly/1yve6 + free sampler from @AmazonMP3: … #
• Kick Ass is an excellent film – one of the best i've seen recently; def. better than avatar / green zone etc http://is.gd/bs2j0 #
• Stourbridge road is much nicer closed. Perhaps I need to buy some road closed signs and dig a big hole in it …. #bromsgrove #
• Not impressed that this stupid griffin iPhone case is broken. Can haz metal case plz? #
• The dog is changing career – cat chasing is so passé, fly catching is the way forward… #
• Wow. Bank paid me 14p in interest this last year on our current account. Why bother? #
• Potential office viewing booked for later today; <30 metres from telephone exchange; I'm not a bandwidth whore… honest. #
• Doesn't like being woken up, by his calf muscle cramping. #
• My MP Julie Kirkbride didn't bother voting on #debill Find yours http://www.VoteThemOut.co.uk #

• You'd think rubbing 24 miles would mean the dog wouldn't need walking again. Apparently not. #
• God. Can't put it off any longer. Must shower and cut the lawn, else it'll become hay. Hoping body works again. #
• Body now rebelling against 3hr 20 min run (bromsgrove -> Birmingham and back). Hope it was about 24-26 miles. #
• RT @glynmoody A letter to my MP – http://bit.ly/aeLsTh – brilliant letter about the Digital Economy Bill/Act; wish I'd written it #deact #
• Spotting the 10k runners go past sanders park. Lovely day. #bromsgrove #
• We're all going on a toddler hunt. What a beautiful day. We're not Ill. Uh oh. He is! Grump grump grump. #
• Stupid classic iPod. Just turn off ffs. *sigh* fine! I'll give you to a 7 year old who'll care and make full use of your abilities. So long! #
• Busy making single threaded perl backup scripts parallelised. #
• RT @loudmouthman hey O2 you just kept my business http://ow.ly/1wsHr #DeBill (not as good as talktalk tho..) #
• Digital Economy Bill it's a wash up – http://www.talktalkbog.co.uk/2010/04/08/digital-economy-bill-its-a-wash-up/ #debill #talktalk #
• Where I live I have the power of 0.1 votes. See your result at http://voterpower.org.uk #GE2010 #VPI #
• The dog has it in for me. Twice he tried to trip me up while running. Grr. #
• Morning motivation – coffee – http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/08/coffee-posters/ #
• Interesting southpark episode (s14e04) taking the piss out of facebook & tron …. #
• Upgraded Mac Mini's RAM to 4gb; shame none of the 'tutorials' online were up to date. Anyone want 1gb of DDR3 8500S RAM? #
• Oi! Don't piss there [door mat] you stupid dog! GRRR. (We'd only come back from a run 1-2 hours ago). He accidentally fell nose first on it. #
• Looks like a fine evening for a run. I wonder how many runners I can overtake….. #
• We won't be attending coilwindingexpo.com in Germany. They sure put plenty of effort into targeting that letter-shot #marketing #spam #fail #
• RT @loudmouthman I swear I was watching Scrapheap Challenge as MPs tried to make some sort of Copyright law from outdated ideas. #DeBill #
• .@Pewari I think mps pair off againt opposing parties so they don't need to turn up to everything, Plus someone has to feed the ducks#debill in reply to Pewari #
• It's all very well that you stock the best razor (kos azor) asda, but do you think you could sell blades for it too? #
• You know you're onto a "winner" when you see a html drop down containing values like "title ASC" "price DESC" etc #security #sqlinjection #
• RT @glynmoody Unknown root certificate in Firefox – http://bit.ly/9yeuw8 ouch #firefox #security #
• Finally found the eclipse 'accept remote session' xdebug setting. Now it's usable (xdebug, eclipse remains slow and nasty). #xdebug #php #
• id3tag – I am not impressed with your lame error message of "Abort trap". #
• It seems Dr @carolinegoodwin fixed the dog's limp yesterday; back to having four working legs etc etc 🙂 Woof! Woof! #
• Toddler tractor power http://twitpic.com/1dddwf #
• Looking forward to tractor assembly. 🙂 #
• Beer; Chocolate; Relaxation #
• I like the Tory election posters up ATM. They seemed everywhere in Kidderminster – is it a marginal seat or something? #

• Latest farm health and safety device 'promise' (this is real… Hang it on broken stuff so others know) http://twitpic.com/1d5w0u #
• Reason 501 that religion is bad – http://nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/03/whip-it-whip-it-good (page decorations are nsfw, image is ok) #
• Good run – shame tripod couldn't keep up and had to be left behind. Dog seems to be going through a bad patch lately. #
• F.it. No blank CDs at home to burn ubuntu onto to do an install. Off to the office I go. #
• In my usual manner I'm fixated on one musical artist atm – Devin Townsend thanks @moobert & @aypok Plenty of bad air guitar/drums. #
• American deluxe sized burger – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIWPvCgi9g …. bigger than most men. #
• I've got swingers elbow :-/ #
• Bromgrove council have failed wrt the car park layout outside asda. Nice waste of money. Motorists can't get back to the empty part. #
• More hail / rain. Now if the dog would only let me pull the thorn out of his foot, and not throw up pork chop… we'd be onto a winner. #
• Everyone seems to be buying lots of crap. Wish they'd get out of my way. #
• RT @Surfrdan LOL Nice one RT @VecchioJo: wish i was this good an artist http://i.imgur.com/JEcO1.jpg ++ 🙂 #
• Perhaps I need to quit my peanut butter on toast addiction first though… 4 weeks to first marathon (Stratford) #
• Possible blisters between my legs; sore nipples and a filthy dog. Why do I bother? Oh, yeah, so I don't turn into http://bit.ly/cCWXi2 #
• Body appropriate tired after longish run; time to clean up, shop, mess with computers and eat. #
• Support world domination. Buy a book and t-shirt …. http://www.scottsigler.com/thestarter #thestarter #podcast #fakefootball #scifi #
• Potential office above chippy. Looks promising. We might get very fat though. Nice chips tho. #
• Twitter seems almost devoid of April fools. I'm not complaining. Toddler pulling one on me now – by having a lie in …. #
• Will anyone come up with a believable/original april fools prank? #
• 'NO!… Scissors do not go in the mouth Rowan!' #
• The dog's had a hair cut and now is attacking a gigantic chew http://twitpic.com/1c55e8 #
• Look prospect customer, if you have a rush job that needs completing in 32 hours, wasting 6 hours by not sending spec till 5pm does not help #
• I just donated to stop the Digital Economy Bill http://bit.ly/dc7B1u #38degrees #debill #
• RT @birminghampost Council blunders caused Brum municipal golf crisis, http://tinyurl.com/yabxvxz <- WTF? Slow news day? #
• Hmm fail me. Today is clearly a cottage pie DAY #
• Rowans asking for seconds. Clearly today is a cottage pie week. #
• Stupid American(s): I AM gingerdog@gmail.com – NOT YOU. Stop requesting password recovery. It's not going to work. KThxBai #
• Patch been to vet; lactulose is soln. #1 .. suspect a bone is stuck in his gut causing irritation. If no improvement by Weds, x-ray etc. #
• Hmmm. Awake. Listening to what sounds like a dog being sick. He seems to be sick a lot lately… 🙁 #
• RT @guardiantech Ofcom plans to cut cost of calls to mobiles http://bit.ly/b7EAs8 #
• Wholemeal toast + peanut butter FTW. #
• The dog instantly recognised the sound of a dog food can opening and appeared. Strange when I've hardly ever fed him canned meat before #

• work meeting over; time to go shopping or something. #
• Dear #Lazyweb I'm looking for 400-600sq feet of office space in/near Bromsgrove town centre (enough for 4 desks etc). #
• Google Chrome Still The Unhackable Browser http://thenextweb.com/google/2010/03/28/google-chrome-remains-unscathed/ are ff's days numbered? #
• the free @digg app is here for iphone! they're giving out 1 tricked ipad each day for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
• Bromsgrove hockey 4ths. Won 2-0. Yey. My first real game in 13 years… #
• It'll never cook if I keep stirring and watching… Apparently. #
• RT @guardiantech News Int. starts paywall for Times and Sunday Times (UK) from June. £1/day, £2/week. Will you pay? — hahaha. No. #
• Had 2 industrial year applicants so far; both with SQL injection flaws on their portfolio sites. #php #security #fun #
• Why do I always want more peanut butter on toast? #
• Just entered the Nottingham Marathon – http://www.experianfestivalofrunning.co.uk/ – September 12th 2010… #
• I've just asked Harriet Harman to give the #debill a real debate. Please join in and RT http://bit.ly/bJ3HwF #38degrees #debill #
• Soon it may be time to wake up. Soon. #
• Firefox 3.5 was almost unusable on this acer aspire one; switched to google-chrome – netbook becomes usable and responsive. #
• Patch enjoying the fruits of my labour http://twitpic.com/1aaiy8 #
• The dog is eating better than the toddler. Shepherds pie – rejected. The dog and I enjoyed it at least. #
• Anatomy education by colouring in parts of the dinosaur. Toddler style. #
• Hmm. Had better not tell anyone I turned the oven on but wasted 10 mins as it wasn't turned on right 'oven' just 'light+fan+pretend' #fail #
• Neighbour has what looks like a mountain bike with an engine. I tried not to stare #