Tag: twitter

• Morrisons. You are the worst supermarket ever. Let me buy single bananas. #
• Even with an iPhone and google maps etc I got lost around Bentley / webheath. #amireallyawoman #mapreadingfail #
• Cycled to arrow valley park (redditch) and back, via lickey hill (out) and cycle route 5 on the way back….. #
• Cycling with a dead weight toddler in a rear seat is hard. This might have to become a regular routine. #
• Toddler cycling day (well I'm cycling, he's along for the ride) #
• Hmm. Apple case app crashed my phone. Great. Shame there aren't more pictures or info provided to help me choose #iPhone4 #case #
• Wish subversion would let me revert line ranges within a file so I can easily avoid committing whitespace changes etc. #svn #
• FOOL WOMEN into thinking their opinions are valued by nodding occasionally and saying 'mmm' /via @VizTopTips #
• Say the word and I'll be gone. Say the word and I'll be gone forever, and ever. #
• Yey. Query time reduced from 2.5 seconds to 0 seconds. And a happy customer soon. #
• http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/07/20/proper-use-of-your-and-there/ #

• Morrisons. You are the worst supermarket ever. Let me buy single bananas. #
• Even with an iPhone and google maps etc I got lost around Bentley / webheath. #amireallyawoman #mapreadingfail #
• Cycled to arrow valley park (redditch) and back, via lickey hill (out) and cycle route 5 on the way back….. #
• Cycling with a dead weight toddler in a rear seat is hard. This might have to become a regular routine. #
• Toddler cycling day (well I'm cycling, he's along for the ride) #
• Hmm. Apple case app crashed my phone. Great. Shame there aren't more pictures or info provided to help me choose #iPhone4 #case #
• Wish subversion would let me revert line ranges within a file so I can easily avoid committing whitespace changes etc. #svn #
• FOOL WOMEN into thinking their opinions are valued by nodding occasionally and saying 'mmm' /via @VizTopTips #
• Say the word and I'll be gone. Say the word and I'll be gone forever, and ever. #
• Yey. Query time reduced from 2.5 seconds to 0 seconds. And a happy customer soon. #
• http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/07/20/proper-use-of-your-and-there/ #

• Good morning world. #
• . @ChairmumMiaow is on @BBcWm tomorrow
  Morning (fri) to talk about upcoming breastfeeding picnic (Monday – http://bit.ly/brumbfpicnic) #
• Breastfeeding picnic in Birmingham – monday 19th July 12-3pm http://bit.ly/brumbfpicnic see fb group. #Birmingham #bfpicnic #
• Sblug html5 talk from @brucel might start soon. #
• So much for an early night. Potential office viewing tomorrow…. *crosses fingers* #
• Evolution is better than thunderbird for mail on Linux …. Except for address learning / completion. #
• Interesting day – customer turns up unannounced for what turns into a near 5 hour meeting. Still he bought lunch 🙂 #
• Finding a wordpress virus thing (eval(gzinflate(base64_decode(….)))) on a site just before bed is annoying. Timestamp implies before us 🙂 #
• 2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep", other replies "i heard it snore 3 times" #
• I love orange. O2 you sucked so much. #
• Sweet. FETIDUS is back on podcast. Zombies. Yey. #
• I'm not sorry to see the Food Standards Agency go 🙂 #fsa #
• Thanks mr postman for parking your bike right in front of me in the middle of the fricking pavement. #
• This is excellent and should be seen by everyone: http://is.gd/doq8o /via @FellowAtheists – zombies religion venn diagram #
• My 10km time – 42.38 (43rd, last year: 42.50 & 29th). #timberhonger #running #bromsgrove (results at http://timberhonger10k.co.uk) #
• Back home from the launch party of Intimate Perfection. Go Jenny! Congrats on doing the England team! And the world cup winners get it free? #

• BBQ time ! #
• Timberhonger 10k race tomorrow; here's to hoping my legs are up to it. #bromsgrove #10km #run #
• A woman says she's uncomfortable watching you wank. You A: need more time together B: she's a prude C: Tell her to sit elsewhere on the bus. #
• I`m getting sick of these Tyneside gunman jokes. They`re not even raoulmoatly funny. #
• Postfixadmin 2.3.1 live; .rpms and .debs etc; see http://postfixadmin.sf.net – virtual mail domain admin tool for postfix #php #mail #isp #
• Turned on the radio to kerrang. Toddler demanded we danced. Fun times. Shame the radio reverted to talking after the song. #
• Ooh. Thanks John truslove. Two potential offices to view 🙂 bromsgrove ftw 😉 #
• Bromsgrove … Where are the decent offices hidden.? Room for 4-5 required. #
• Postfixadmin release 2.3.1 is almost here. #postfix #linux #sysadmin #
• Paddy tells Mick he`s thinkin of buying a labrador. "F___ off" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" #joke #
• Women! They just don't have a sense of humour. The wife didn`t find it nearly as funny as I, when I replaced her tampon with a party popper! #
• OH: "website ______ is crap it has BNP images in it…. " (I heard bnp, he did say bmp). #
• I quite like my jabphone 4 but cant help think it's a bit like the emperors new clothes. Wish orange would port my number too. #iphone4 #
• The estate has a scrap man who drives around in an ex-BT transit van. Failure on so many levels, and let's not mention his 'jingle' #
• Sweet. Phone didn't loose 3G coverage walking home. Suck on that o2, orange ftw. #
• Come on orange. Finish porting my number. #
• Twitterific on my new phone seems to be having a bad day wrt authentication #
• RT @CalEvans: http://bit.ly/a4MLMx #rofl Rasmus has the patience of Job. #php /via @akrabat #

• BBQ time ! #
• Timberhonger 10k race tomorrow; here's to hoping my legs are up to it. #bromsgrove #10km #run #
• A woman says she's uncomfortable watching you wank. You A: need more time together B: she's a prude C: Tell her to sit elsewhere on the bus. #
• I`m getting sick of these Tyneside gunman jokes. They`re not even raoulmoatly funny. #
• Postfixadmin 2.3.1 live; .rpms and .debs etc; see http://postfixadmin.sf.net – virtual mail domain admin tool for postfix #php #mail #isp #
• Turned on the radio to kerrang. Toddler demanded we danced. Fun times. Shame the radio reverted to talking after the song. #
• Ooh. Thanks John truslove. Two potential offices to view 🙂 bromsgrove ftw 😉 #
• Bromsgrove … Where are the decent offices hidden.? Room for 4-5 required. #
• Postfixadmin release 2.3.1 is almost here. #postfix #linux #sysadmin #
• Paddy tells Mick he`s thinkin of buying a labrador. "F___ off" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" #joke #
• Women! They just don't have a sense of humour. The wife didn`t find it nearly as funny as I, when I replaced her tampon with a party popper! #
• OH: "website ______ is crap it has BNP images in it…. " (I heard bnp, he did say bmp). #
• I quite like my jabphone 4 but cant help think it's a bit like the emperors new clothes. Wish orange would port my number too. #iphone4 #
• The estate has a scrap man who drives around in an ex-BT transit van. Failure on so many levels, and let's not mention his 'jingle' #
• Sweet. Phone didn't loose 3G coverage walking home. Suck on that o2, orange ftw. #
• Come on orange. Finish porting my number. #
• Twitterific on my new phone seems to be having a bad day wrt authentication #
• RT @CalEvans: http://bit.ly/a4MLMx #rofl Rasmus has the patience of Job. #php /via @akrabat #

• Sign fail. http://yfrog.com/5sichktj #
• Looks like the neighbours are holding a donut party for the police …. #
• Man salt. (I sweat a lot when running, bit surprised it's so visible tho) http://yfrog.com/j8usfej #
• now lets see if my body can run – http://bit.ly/droitwichrun #
• At last! last.fm backgrounds on my iphone (3GS with ios4). #
• Who will win? Patch or my aunt ? (bye patch, I hope) #
• Can haz new iPhone ? #
• I might be off to Best Buy in Merry Hill today. That'll be: apple kb, mobo/psu, external drive bays, dvi cables…. Macmini? Self control? #
• – how is it possible for @myspace to be so shit? it can't be an accident, must be deliberate /via @BluMarTen <- soon: what's myspace? #
• Of course today
  my work desktop may have died. Coincidence?Conspiracy? Did an apple agent visit and vandalise it ? #macmini for work? #
• I'm falling in love with my mighty mouse and apple keyboard … Does the mouse work with Linux ? #lazyweb #
• And a prospect customer I last spoke to a year ago is back in touch…. Glad I now have an extra minion. #palepurple #
• Thank you @alijamieson for showing my http://klout.com (twitter stats) #
• Why isn't there a standard bread size which matches up with what toasters can take? All I want is to toast the whole slice…. Come on #eu #
• I love the new twitterific – shame it didn't update magically. Well worth £2.99 IMHO. #twitterific #
• Woo. New apple mac mini does dual monitor display out of the box with no config. #whycantubuntudothis ? #shinytoy #itsforworkhonest #
• See http://bit.ly/ukfoodhygiene for our first iphone app – food hygiene ratings for most of the UK. Pls rate/review 🙂 #opendata #Fsa #food #
• See http://bit.ly/ukfoodhygiene for our first iphone app – food hygiene ratings for most of the UK. Pls rate/review 🙂 #
• Fetchez le chien… #
• The dog has been found….. Alive etc. #
• The shed of Persia. #swapwordinfilmforshed #
• The great shed #swapwordinfilmforshed #
• The green shed #swapwordinfilmforshed #
• RT @madeupstats 2 in 5 Englishmen now think MILF stands for Match I'd Like to Forget. #
• RT @paulfabretti: Do we want the England team to return? Surely there are more skilled workers we can allow in before them? #worldcup #
• RT @asda Free eye test for anyone with a Uruguayan passport after Lampard's goal disallowed: http://bit.ly/eyeoffer <- haha #

• Roads are deserted and it's so peacefully quiet. Can we do this football thing next weekend too ? #
• I predict England flags and other promotional crap will be very cheap tomorrow and few cars / houses will remain 'decorated' #mysticdavid #
• I can think of better things to do than be woken by the ninky nonk at 530am on a sunday. If only I could drug him …. #
• RT @ArmedForces_Day: It's Armed Forces Day! Show your support by retweeting this message http://bit.ly/2nZeL #armedforcesday #
• RT @PingChat PingChat! Android Beta begins next week! Join the Android page to be eligible! http://bit.ly/cnvF7O – iPhone and blackberry too #
• One customer handles foreign villa letting. A prospect handles flight bookings. This seems a good match. #
• Dog gone walking. Hoping he's heading home, safely. The perils of keeping doors open in the hot weather #bromsgrove #
• RT @madeupstats Social media gurus have on average :
  850 Twitter followers
  410 contacts on LinkedIn
  390 Facebook friends
  1.5 real friends #
• Failed to jailbreak and upgrade to ios4. stupid pwnage tool. Reverting back to default apple image, will miss bitesms 🙁 #
• RT @PalePurpleLtd iPhone app accepted 🙂 look for 'food hygiene' by Transparency data – free. <- check out where you eat out. #
• Losers still outside o2…. Orange is the way toward. #
• Will there be a geek fight now the iPhone supplies have run out? #
• RT @madeupstats The Sun newspaper has sufficient stocks of anti-German jokes to last until the year 2051. #achtungschweinhund #
• So we can win. #eng #
• Annoyed that I had an off-by-one perception error. Today is not iPhone Thursday … That's tomorrow. #
• Whole earth's chocolate spread is so very very very nice. #
• What a lovely morning. #
• .@rowangoodwin has decided to have a lie in. What a clever, perfect child he Is. #
• RT @mezzle http://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg <– utter win #ftw #mud #
• RT @BromsgroveDC News: Sainsbury’s Planning Application to be Heard http://bit.ly/b8GK4q #bromsgrove #
• Hello $always_late_paying_customer – your website is offline as you've not paid your hosting fees with $third_party … No, I can't help… #
• Why do I have a cold in the middle of
  Summer? Grr. Rubbish voice etc. #
• Bromsgrove …. is shit. Photographic proof found – http://twitpic.com/1yi54z #

• My iPhone took the threat of replacement seriously and now all camera pixels work. Grr. #
• Peace. Perhaps. http://twitpic.com/1ygohu #
• RT @EmmaEC09 Oxo are bringing out a new cube 4 the world cup. Its gonna have a white wrapper w/ a red cross on it – called 'laughing stock'! #
• RT @GeneHunt How do you confuse the England football team? ….. Give 'em a football. #ENG #
• RT @GeneHunt You know you're in the England footie team: sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟı #
• RT @GeneHunt I was happy when my Scrabble letters spelt out 'England' but then I realised they only amounted to one point. #
• My scientific selective random sampling of cars shows there are fewer flags today. Was last night a failure and the end of us? #
• RT @GeneHunt Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago. #
• Wondering how and why nursery have taught Rowan Postman Pat lyrics. Thundercats or something would be better. #
• Today I'm a bus runner. That's not quite as interesting as it sounds. There was no illegal smuggling involved. #
• Trainfire is an excellent song. Thanks @dvntownsend #
• Phew. Got past ticket inspector with invalid ticket. In one stop it'll be valid 🙂 #bookingfail #
• Spelling fail of the day. http://twitpic.com/1xha0f #
• Somehow I doubt future nights will be that easy. #
• Final baby photo for now. Me and Anya Rose (perhaps?) http://twitpic.com/1x70qb #
• 9lbs. Second 'breakfast' underway. All well. http://twitpic.com/1x6p3m #
• Second side…. Lots of hair. http://twitpic.com/1x6kyn #
• It's here. Girl. http://twitpic.com/1x6de7 #
• Hello baby. #
• In an ambulance. Labour. #
• TENs machine thing deployed. #
• RT @Aypok Finished preparing lunch for today: http://twitgoo.com/zvll4 #
• The dog has been practicing his coax cable stripping skills on the aerial wires. Good thing I don't have a TV….. #
• RT @GeneHunt Women's football would be a lot more popular if they renamed it '22 girls and only one cup' #

• Waiting to eat carvery, toddler asleep http://twitpic.com/1wg1i4 – too many strawberrys earlier perhaps ? http://twitpic.com/1wg1oz #
• Chav neighbours are armed with an air horn. *sigh* #
• the problem with chocolate digestives biscuits is failing to resist the urge to have another. Thanks mcvities. #
• Waiting for someone to calculate the volume of carbon emissions from the Google homepage background image thing #
• Chav branded house … http://twitpic.com/1vbj39 #
• 220 quid or thereabouts for me to 'upgrade' to an iPhone 4. Hmmm #
• RT @O2 Want to know how to upgrade to iPhone 4? Details are now online at http://j.mp/iPhoneOnO2. #
• Who's sheryl cole, why is she woman of the year ? #
• is no Gordon Freeman #
• Off to run in the rain. Sweet. #
• What we've got here … Failure to communicate. #
• I <3 git. #geek #
• RT @steve_parkes RT @MJHibbett: Saw a white van WITHOUT England Flags at lunchtime. What's the anti-terrorism hotline number? #
• The dog eats banana. WTF ? #
• Wow. I never knew Nottingham was so near Dover… #robinhood #

• RT @grifferz http://riotclitshave.com/2010.05/16lwj9j.jpg "don't leave pumps unattended bp…" #
• Wondering why my neighbours would willingly spread what smells like rotting silage on their garden. #
• Treasure island is nearly empty. Shocked to find space in the car park. Perhaps this is a hint we should be outside #
• I appear to be teaching Rowan new words. "Bollocks" – a word to be said after you tread on dog poo. #
• The bad thing about falling asleep with the toddler is waking up a couple of hours later and needing to wash up. :-/ #
• Thanks for the YESSSL promo code GoDaddy 🙂 (SSL cert for $15 all in for one year…) #
• White chocolate cookies, because they're healthier than the others….. #
• Move over cakes, it's an ice cream only office till autumn. Hmm cakes with ice cream inside – best of both worlds perhaps? #healthyeating #
• RT @GeneHunt I'm just a social drinker, every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink'. I say, 'Social I.' #
• RT @GeneHunt Threw my Hoover out last week – it was only gathering dust. #
• Falling asleep with Rowan and then waking up at 22:00 wasn't a good idea. But have moved to level 15 on TDPE2 … (PerhapsAShadyTree.aspx) #
• Found a 2+ year old bug in legacy code today. > instead of == ….. *sigh* ( bug in inherited code ) #
• New employee set off the building burglar alarm when trying to leave. Haha. I clearly suck at inductions. #
• Late night toddler feast. Cannibalism FTW. #
• That was a shit run. Body seems to be rebelling (left hip, stomach etc). #