Tag: twitter

• I now have a new pair of running shoes. New balance or something. Will have to take them out tomorrow. #
• Clearly he wanted a drink. #
• The toddler is trying to tell me something. I'm too stupid to understand him :-/ #
• RT @guardiantech Penelope Trunk: Why I tweeted about my miscarriage http://bit.ly/4o8iTq #
• Generally unimpressed with snow leopard. Laptop has had 2 kernel panics and stuff crashes more. Rock solid before (seemingly). #apple #osx #
• Black opal licorice ftw #
• Preparing to say goodbye to Milton Keynes and it's jungle of roundabouts. Hope the train doesn't get lost getting here…… #
• Metro headline – [bnp] Griffin: I was racially abused. Stop feeding the racist troll media! #
• Taxi driver: what's the big deal with windows 7 is it that you can run two programs at once? Me: errrr #
• Someone failed to reinstall the delegates pcs. Stupid ou. #
• I've arrived early – first time in memory? This must be a sign from the Great Spagetti Monster, who I can also thank for a safe journey. Thx #
• All hail – King of the loosers! Sir blame it on your ISP. Ahh berushed. Food please. #
• Finished diy radiator swap etc finally. Didn't spray over her bed and perhaps no leaks. Alternative career – very slow plumber! #

• I'll be running in the rain, just running In the rain. With a cold wet feeling, i hope it doesn't make me Ill again… #
• Seen on tube advert:"I asked for fewer dicks. Now it takes fewer dicks. I've never been so influential. Windows 7" #windows #badeyesight #
• Ticket booking fail. Virgin train packed. Imposing in first class. At least training went well. Hope mr toddler sleeps like a baby #
• Soaked bed with sweat, slept on towel (now damp). Turned duvet over and soaked that too. I'm fed up now. #
• Feel worse today. Stupid virus go to hell. #
• Feels generally unwell. F. Off virus. #
• Ah. Relief. My sinus just popped. Fscking cold thing. #
• Delegates may take offense if I take fishermans friends. Lockets will have to do. #
• Waiting for a train. I'm on a Night train. Bottoms up… #

• Was there enough Lego at #lrl2009 ? #
• Bye bye #lrl2009 till next year perhaps ? #
• Windows 7? Is that like ubuntu but non-free? #lrl2009 #
• #lrl2009 where we play with Lego and the ninky nonk #
• The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round…. All day long. #
• Fun times. Waiting for train at euston. #
• Must not drop phone in bath… #
• Must start using phpunit double/stubbing stuff. Shame the docs seem crap for it. Can has api? #phpunit #
• WTF Is ironing water for m&s?? #
• I am a chocolate biscuit pig #
• Great. Runny nose, stupid throat and my body feels tired. Just what I do not want. Go away germs. #
• Slug and lettuce dessert. Hopefully no slugs involved. Just dead apples and custard. #
• Looking forward to ben&jerrys ice cream later … Shame mr toddler doesn't like it ….. *ahem* #

• Wondering what it means if a shop window mannequin has plasters on her wrists…. #
• Perhaps I now know what it's like for my wife when I go mountain biking or something for a day and she's left stranded in some strange town. #
• Final day of le leche league conference (breast feeding etc etc). Here's to hoping a day in soft play doesn't kill my brain #
• Just saw a van take out a cyclist. He seems alright thankfully. Bike + windscreen didn't fare too well though. #
• I wonder how long a ball pit and garage will keep rowan occupied? #
• At le leche league conference #lll #alfreton #breastfeeding #
• Discovers /* lol version of getHasProfile() */ public function canHasProfile() { return $this->getHasProfile() } #php #lolcat #codehumor #
• I'm fleeing London…. So long suckers. Till wednesday next week anyway…. #
• First BBC php zend framework course nearly over. Stupid Internet connection causing grief :/ #
• I have difficulty in believing m&s's green plan b crap when it feels like I'm roasted by a heater above the door on entry. #
• Train (hopefully) hurtling towards London; three days of tension await. GnR's Estranged seems to be helping. #ihatemonday #
• RT @codinghorror Some people, when confronted with a discussion problem, think "I know, I'll use threads!" Now they have two problems. #
• Looking forward to sleep…. #

• Kidderminster's sainsburys customers at least don't look like zombies…. Manchester's asda ones definately did yesterday #
• Perhaps it's Related to my coke (a-cola) binge? #
• What maniac has replaced my bladder with a womans???? #
• Listening to v loud music to stay awake while driving :-/ #
• Toddler vomit… Hmm #
• guess i won't be making the half marathon tomorrow thanks to my evil sister in law tempting me with beer and keeping me up till midnight :-/ #
• Here's hoping we miss the rioters. #phpnw09 #Manchester #
• Hmm expression web 3 superpreview looks perhaps useful. #phpnw09 wish they'd talked about this before the end #Microsoft #browser #ie #
• Wish this Microsoft sales pitch would end. At least the ms presenter hates ie6. #phpnw09 #
• "We never turn people away unless it's a retarded idea." Thx @scottmac. #phpnw09 (re contributions to php.net etc) #
• Plenty of jokes from @scottmac (ming(e)) etc. Good fun so far! #phpnw09 in reply to scottmac #
• Xdebug talk excellent. Thanks @derickr #phpnw09 #
• RT @skoop the #phpnw09 lunch was made of pure WIN! awesome work @phpnw ditto. Great food. #
• Scaling web pages … Good start .. #phpnw09 #
• Don't all developers use a vcs now ? #phpnw09 #
• Excellent first talk – thanks @kevlinhenney #phpnw09 #
• The moral dilemma of eating baby killing nestle chocolate …. When given it in a goodie bag. Hmm #phpnw09 #
• The journey starts #phpnw09 #
• is lusting after a cup of hot chocolate ( it feels cold today ) #
• RT @sil Oh. My. God. http://bit.ly/WMfLf #fb (the pain!) #
• Cake Friday …. Again. #
• Toddler slept well (through to 8pm to 6:30 ish) …. Coincidence that I put him to sleep ? #
• Clearly I'm showing my age by listening to proper guns and roses and it reminding me of school 14 years ago #
• Death^h^h fun fair slowly arriving in bromsgrove #
• The sound of rain seems so almost strange. It's been dry for ages it seems. #
• Tonight's experiment – late dinner and toddler appetite – is later better? #
• Clearly not moving any time soon. Everyone walking around on the road or going for a wee. Should've left the road 400metres back at banbury #
• Stupid m40 northbound (after babury) brokeness. #

• Watches rowan playing hockey with a stick and conker http://twitpic.com/k3513 #
• Note to employee – don't leave xdebu auto profiling all requests. 18gb and a full disk result #
• At least I made some good progress with my training material prep today. #
• Pizza express-hut for tea then. #
• Py #
• HMRC has a sense of humour http://bit.ly/7NCXD via @drbexl #
• Redditch and Bromsgrove LUG Curry+Beer – B97 5QB @ 19:00
  #redditch #bromsgrove #geek #linux #lug See http://rnblug.org.uk #
• from bash.org: "why do churches spend millions on abstinence lessons when a WoW account is $15/mnth + better record of ensuring virginity." #
• Cake Thursday arrives… There are only 3 of us… Thx @aypok http://twitpic.com/jtk5k #
• Created @phpwm for #phpwm related stuff yesterday. #php #birmingham #programming #
• Surprised there are still new strawberries growing in the garden. The toddler enjoyed them for breakfast. #
• Is being fed shreddies and stuff by The Toddler. Fat Daddy! Always eating. #
• Wonders why Twitter never remembers him. #
• Fscking fsck hurry up!! #
• Gets the feeling he shouldn't be allowed to code as he crashes $computer #
• Typical. I can't leave bed as the toddler is lying on me, and my headphones are downstairs….(desire to listen to classic guns and roses). #

• How unfortunate …. The local youths with their Bb guns and motorbikes have left the playground. #
• Enjoyed the latest underwood and flinch ep. (thanks @4eversleepless). Lydia vs David vs whiskey? When will the story move to gangsters etc #
• 37.35 k done. 3 hours 18 ish. Birmingham you have been assimilated. Walking last half mile home to warm down… #
• 21k done, aiming for full plotted route. Stuffing face with mars bar and water in selly oak tesco thing #
• Covers himself in Vaseline bit still isn't sure about his left leg. #SundayRun #
• Nom nom. In technicolor! http://twitpic.com/j6slc #
• Nom nom. In technicolor! #
• Zillions more photos taken … Perhaps I'll have to clean him soon http://twitpic.com/j6pvl #
• My first painting…. Rowan likes mess http://twitpic.com/j6paw #
• Starts planning a 25 mile run into Birmingham for Sunday. #stupid #broken.body #running #challenge http://favoriterun.com/291784 #
• Decides to kill Drupal on https://codepoets.co.uk and move to WordPress. #sheep #drupal #wordpress #
• Lost cat found ! http://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4813.jpg (Quite funny!) #friday #funny #tgif #
• Busy telling prospects to go away – in order to ensure our existing workload is completed. Not sure I'm very good at polite 'go away' emails #
• time to try and go to sleep…. and dismiss this omnipresent grumpiness. #
• Discovers Leicester Marathon – on the same day as Brum's Half marathon which I've already entered. http://www.leicestermarathon.org.uk #
• I see @chairwomanmiaow is following my lead in putting her earphones through the wash…. #
• The music is my vibe. Everybody get down! #
• Wonders if half the virgin train really needs to be first class… Esp as it is going to Wolverhampton #
• rah rah rah #
• Pondering shooting the hotel residents who woke him up this morning. If there was a Guns & Licquor store in Whetstone…. and I could shoot. #
• I'm enjoying Playa Con Dios (pt2) – http://www.djsteveboy.com/groovelectric.html #groovelectric (house/dance music) #
• Wonder where to find vaguely healthy food in whetstone …. Ah that aroundme app might do #