- When my mother complains I'm really quiet on the phone what she really means is that her phone handset volume is turned down very low. #
- "They were saying on radio 4 that there's a new iPhone germ" said my mother. #
- RT @carolinegoodwin so it seems my nephew doesn't want a bath & possesses lungs capable of informing all of this situation. Dad 1:0 toddler #
- Wetherspoons. You need more staff. Especially on a busy evening. #
- Last run, shower and shave of the year complete. #randomcrap #
- A modern curse: "May all your presents be delivered by City Link" <- @aypok !! #
- Bad asda has no LCD tvs left. I predict a day driving now. Grr. #
- Tron. In 2D. Because I'm a Luddite. #
- STBXW is dressed like her MIL. #
- RT @KevlinHenney RT @sf105 Why Companies Should Insist that Employees Take Naps http://is.gd/jIWFK <- interesting. #
- RT @webmonkeyash Gingerbread house complete and ready to eat! http://flic.kr/p/95H45J <- Nom Nom looks good and yummy. #
- Bromsgrove dog owners – snow does not remove your responsibility to clean up after your dog. Dog shit is not a grit substitute. #
- Pudding #1 lost due to baby meddling. #
- RT @gadgetlab How zip ties can help you bike through a blizzard http://bit.ly/fbLcXs <- too late now ! 🙂 #
- My iPod Shuffle is dead; any recommendations for equivalent players? Needs to be small, decent battery life; iTunes sync would be nice 🙂 #
- The rain sounds very nice and relaxing. Hopefully we'll be snow and ice free soon 🙂 #
- http://sickipedia.org/ – plenty of jokes there…. #
- Laundered money (with a distinctive tracking colour) http://twitpic.com/3k5tdo #WalletsDoNotNeedWashing #