- Latest farm health and safety device 'promise' (this is real… Hang it on broken stuff so others know) http://twitpic.com/1d5w0u #
 - Reason 501 that religion is bad – http://nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/03/whip-it-whip-it-good (page decorations are nsfw, image is ok) #
 - Good run – shame tripod couldn't keep up and had to be left behind. Dog seems to be going through a bad patch lately. #
 - F.it. No blank CDs at home to burn ubuntu onto to do an install. Off to the office I go. #
 - In my usual manner I'm fixated on one musical artist atm – Devin Townsend thanks @moobert & @aypok Plenty of bad air guitar/drums. #
 - American deluxe sized burger – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIWPvCgi9g …. bigger than most men. #
 - I've got swingers elbow :-/ #
 - Bromgrove council have failed wrt the car park layout outside asda. Nice waste of money. Motorists can't get back to the empty part. #
 - More hail / rain. Now if the dog would only let me pull the thorn out of his foot, and not throw up pork chop… we'd be onto a winner. #
 - Everyone seems to be buying lots of crap. Wish they'd get out of my way. #
 - RT @Surfrdan LOL Nice one RT @VecchioJo: wish i was this good an artist http://i.imgur.com/JEcO1.jpg ++ 🙂 #
 - Perhaps I need to quit my peanut butter on toast addiction first though… 4 weeks to first marathon (Stratford) #
 - Possible blisters between my legs; sore nipples and a filthy dog. Why do I bother? Oh, yeah, so I don't turn into http://bit.ly/cCWXi2 #
 - Body appropriate tired after longish run; time to clean up, shop, mess with computers and eat. #
 - Support world domination. Buy a book and t-shirt …. http://www.scottsigler.com/thestarter #thestarter #podcast #fakefootball #scifi #
 - Potential office above chippy. Looks promising. We might get very fat though. Nice chips tho. #
 - Twitter seems almost devoid of April fools. I'm not complaining. Toddler pulling one on me now – by having a lie in …. #
 - Will anyone come up with a believable/original april fools prank? #
 - 'NO!… Scissors do not go in the mouth Rowan!' #
 - The dog's had a hair cut and now is attacking a gigantic chew http://twitpic.com/1c55e8 #
 - Look prospect customer, if you have a rush job that needs completing in 32 hours, wasting 6 hours by not sending spec till 5pm does not help #
 - I just donated to stop the Digital Economy Bill http://bit.ly/dc7B1u #38degrees #debill #
 - RT @birminghampost Council blunders caused Brum municipal golf crisis, http://tinyurl.com/yabxvxz <- WTF? Slow news day? #
 - Hmm fail me. Today is clearly a cottage pie DAY #
 - Rowans asking for seconds. Clearly today is a cottage pie week. #
 - Stupid American(s): I AM gingerdog@gmail.com – NOT YOU. Stop requesting password recovery. It's not going to work. KThxBai #
 - Patch been to vet; lactulose is soln. #1 .. suspect a bone is stuck in his gut causing irritation. If no improvement by Weds, x-ray etc. #
 - Hmmm. Awake. Listening to what sounds like a dog being sick. He seems to be sick a lot lately… 🙁 #
 - RT @guardiantech Ofcom plans to cut cost of calls to mobiles http://bit.ly/b7EAs8 #
 - Wholemeal toast + peanut butter FTW. #
 - The dog instantly recognised the sound of a dog food can opening and appeared. Strange when I've hardly ever fed him canned meat before #