- I'm at the great shrine to Christmas – Webbs 'garden' centre. #
- I love waiting in a car queue. It makes my day. #
- Fixed Adium Facebook account – recreated using jabber protocol. Before users weren't appearing online. #
- RT @madeupstats Despite legal threats, the makers of Lynx deodorant won't stop us from informing you that 34% of their customers are virgins #
- B61 2/10 #uksnow (now melt so I can play hockey later) #
- RT @rowangoodwin Good boy daddy! Thanks for the lie in till 850. #
- 0/10 #uksnow b61 (and don't come until tomorrow evening else you'll ruin the hockey match tomorrow) #
- 4/10 (apparently) #uksnow ld8 #
- RT @GeneHunt If the Winter Olympics were held in the UK and it happened to snow for a couple of hours…they'd probably be cancelled. #
- RT @GeneHunt Why do people make snow men instead of snow women? I suppose it takes too long to hollow out the head. #
- Was Palin's gaffe intentional to get attention / in the press? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11840828) </cynical> #
- B61 0/10 #uksnow just bloody freezing. #
- RT @madeupstats A study has shown: people who have already completed their Xmas shopping are more likely to harm sweet little animals. #
- Hint: avoid Birmingham road in Bromsgrove today. Broken m5 = broken Bromsgrove. #
- Employees seem to be in shock after discovering a SQL join in legacy php code…. #
- RT @madeupstats Last week, a record 3,500 men entered Paris Hilton*.
(*To dispel ambiguity, the hotel is the chain's largest in Europe) #
- Submitted annual return to companies house; issued receipt for a different company (unique id fail) & then their website goes down. Result #