- Sanders park is busy. Lovely day #
 - Hmm. Lidl almond ice cream things. #
 - Hockey match done. Lovely day. #
 - The coffee which has been keeping me alert/awake at work turns out to be decaf. A definite #wtf moment. #
 - I love chilli. #
 - RT @carolinegoodwin they're a rough lot in Bromsgrove http://bit.ly/dg8Tzt (woman banned from alcohol buying) #
 - So… The sky. Grey from ash? Is that what I can smell? Or is it just normal boring overcast Britian with local pollution? #ashtag #
 - More & more drivers think "road closed" doesn't apply to them (Stourbridge road, bromsgrove). Why is it closed, why not traffic lights? #
 - RT @poorlydressed Someone Get the Lifeguard – Poorly Dressed People of the World – Fashion Fails http://bit.ly/awSYm9 #
 - RT @dvntownsend Today's FREE MP3 from @AOLRadio is "Hyperdrive" from @dvntownsend: http://ow.ly/1yve6 + free sampler from @AmazonMP3: … #
 - Kick Ass is an excellent film – one of the best i've seen recently; def. better than avatar / green zone etc http://is.gd/bs2j0 #
 - Stourbridge road is much nicer closed. Perhaps I need to buy some road closed signs and dig a big hole in it …. #bromsgrove #
 - Not impressed that this stupid griffin iPhone case is broken. Can haz metal case plz? #
 - The dog is changing career – cat chasing is so passé, fly catching is the way forward… #
 - Wow. Bank paid me 14p in interest this last year on our current account. Why bother? #
 - Potential office viewing booked for later today; <30 metres from telephone exchange; I'm not a bandwidth whore… honest. #
 - Doesn't like being woken up, by his calf muscle cramping. #
 - My MP Julie Kirkbride didn't bother voting on #debill Find yours http://www.VoteThemOut.co.uk #