Debian Squeeze (NFS broken with backports kernel)

Our office server has been running the Squeeze-Backports kernel for some time – without issue – until today. Amongst the things it ‘should’ do, is act as an NFS server for the office computers (giving us a common /home directory).

Every so often, NFS breaks for some reason. Perhaps in some way, the NFS server feels a need to keep a hold over me.
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Wanted: Developer with interesting skills…. oh, and it’s for the minimum wage… (Is this a joke?)

Recently on the Twitter the following (attached) image came up – presumably legit, of a job advert. Highlights below. It’s almost like someone cut and pasted two job postings together. The phone number does appear to be legit … so perhaps the advert itself is?

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Weird Akismet behaviour with WordPress (incorrect spam identification)

One of my customers uses Akismet to protect his various blogs from the masses of spam.

Oddly torwards the end of last week, Akismet started to identify everything as spam, with no error message being returned on check of spam, and the admin dashboard showing the api key/akismet were happy.

I initially thought that perhaps Akismet was just having a bad day, and the problem would go away in a few hours/days time – but this hasn’t been the case. So today, I added in a WordPress plugin to debug the HTTP calls to Akismet to see if that would help identify the problem.

 

add_action( 'http_api_debug', '_custom_http_api_debug', 10, 5 );

function _custom_http_api_debug( $response, $type, $class, $args, $url ) {    
    error_log( 'Request URL: ' . var_export( $url, true ) );
    error_log( 'Request Args: ' . var_export( $args, true ) );
    error_log( 'Request Response : ' . var_export( $response, true ) );
}

 

i.e. for a message which was known to be spam :

However, what gave me an idea that something was amiss is that if an administrator attempted to mark an incorrectly tagged comment as ham, the following was seen –

  • Post to http://xxxxx.rest.akismet.com/1.1/submit-ham
  • Response body of ‘Invalid Key’
Normally when submitting ham to the above URL you’d see a response like :
However wordpress was not displaying an error message to the administrator.
Changing the Akismet API keys involved on the sites appeared to fix the problem(s).

 

Rubbish CV from recruitment company (rant/moan)

Today I received a programmer’s CV from a random recruiter…

Under experience, the most recent entry has a URL provided which points to a login form.  From which I can tell nothing. So, that’s pointless/useless and illustrates nothing.

The second entry under experience points to a Zend framework based site – “I have designed and developed xxxxxxxx.co.uk. It is a website designed to enable small scale producers to sell directly to the public. The website uses ZF / MySQL / Javascript / jQuery / Ajax and CSS/CSS3”.

Well, he’s scored OK on buzzword bingo from the above.

*Clicks on link*.

*Oh, WTF?*

The site turns out to be :

  • Frames based
  • Contain no real content (clicking on links calls a ‘submitForm(“rah”)’ JS function…. )
  • Be missing error handling (e.g. trying http://sillysite/rah/rah/rah/rah -> PHP exception trace)
  • Clearly based on a quick start tutorial (view -> source etc) due to commented out code embedded within
  • Contain horrible Javascript (worse than mine) (clearly this guy doesn’t actually know how to use jQuery)

From the domain name I can at least discover who the CV belongs to; that seems to be the only benefit of it. But now I know to avoid him.

Oh, and did I mention how under ‘Main Skills’ Dropbox is listed.

So, no, sorry… I don’t think I’ll consider hiring you for ~30k+.

Stupid NFS (Debian Squeeze / Ubuntu Precise)

NFS really can be a major PITA. Our office network has been breaking all day.

This seemed to coincide with moving more of our computers to gigabit ethernet (removing the 100mbit CISCO 7960 phones which their network had been daisy-chained through – and seemed to cause intermittent packet loss)

Here are some tips for others unfortunate enough to use it with Debian Squeeze or Ubuntu Precise (12.04 LTS).

  1. On Ubuntu NFS clients, you’ll probably want to use proto=tcp and specify a clientaddr=in the mount options (see the below fstab example). This is especially true if you’ve not got entries for the clients within your local DNS server. If you see ‘clientaddr=0.0.0.0’ and DNS resolution for your clients isn’t working, NFS will not work.
  2. Don’t try using the nfs-kernel-server from squeeze-backports – as for some reason this causes portmap to be uninstalled, which (in my case) stops NIS from working.
  3. Ensure you increase the number of NFS server processes – see /etc/default/nfs-kernel-server (on the server node).
orange:/home /home nfs4 defaults,noatime,proto=tcp,clientaddr=172.30.33.250 0 0

SpamAssassin ruleset to try and catch India based web development spam

At work we keep receiving emails from sales-droids in India who are trying to persuade us to outsource PHP/Android/Java/whatever development to them.

Here’s my first attempt at a spamassassin rule to neutralise it – in my case, copy into a something.cf file in /etc/spamassassin/mail, and running over a suitably loaded email results in :

Content preview:  Dear Sir / Madam, I just wanted to check if you had received
   my last mails sent. Haven't heard back from you, just wondering are you interested
   in our services? Let me know if you are interested then we can discuss this
   further. [...] 

Content analysis details:   (6.9 points, 5.0 required)

 pts rule name              description
---- ---------------------- --------------------------------------------------
-1.0 ALL_TRUSTED            Passed through trusted hosts only via SMTP
 0.0 FREEMAIL_FROM          Sender email is commonly abused enduser mail provider
                            (globalseolinksourcing[at]gmail.com)
 0.0 DKIM_ADSP_CUSTOM_MED   No valid author signature, adsp_override is
                            CUSTOM_MED
 1.7 DEAR_SOMETHING         BODY: Contains 'Dear (something)'
 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE           BODY: HTML included in message
 5.0 LOCAL_INDIA_HITS       Web dev spam from India
 1.2 NML_ADSP_CUSTOM_MED    ADSP custom_med hit, and not from a mailing list

The spamassassin rule

(The intention is that the rule only fires if the email mentions India and at least 4 out of the other phrases, delhi, marketing, php and others, since marketing is important for any website, and using tools as LinkedIn help with this, and for the best in LinkedIn Marketing automation Linked by Code Staff is Compairable to Cleaverly, Linked Selling & DuxSoup.

# india based spam

body  __INDIA_01 /india/i
body  __INDIA_02 /delhi/i
body  __INDIA_03 /web services/i
body  __INDIA_04 /php/i
body  __INDIA_05 /java/i
body  __INDIA_06 /marketing/i
body  __INDIA_07 /website design/i
body  __INDIA_08 /dear sir/i

meta LOCAL_INDIA_HITS ( __INDIA_01  && ((  __INDIA_02 + __INDIA_03 + __INDIA_04 + __INDIA_05 + __INDIA_06 + __INDIA_07 + __INDIA_08 )) > 4)
describe LOCAL_INDIA_HITS Web dev spam from India
score LOCAL_INDIA_HITS 5.0

Nexus 7 … after one week

I’ve had my Nexus 7 tablet thing for about a week now, here are some of my initial findings :

  1. I find myself turning the wifi/gps/bluetooth off to save battery life all the time – but using a widget makes this easy (under Settings -> Wifi you can tell it to put the Wifi to sleep when it’s in “standby”).
  2. I found the concept of having launch screens and the “Apps”/”Widget” sections a bit weird. After installing things, I expected them to show up on my home screen – but this wasn’t the case. Android stashes them
  3. It makes a good e-book reader 🙂 The £15 of “free” credit Google provided has been well received, and the bundled book reader works well for me.
  4. Live wallpapers – these look great – Paperland is nice to look at!
  5. Google Plus is really nice on the tablet form factor, especially when you’re on the “what’s hot” tab. Facebook’s app is just the normal smartphone app, but expanded – which looks rubbish. Therefore, Facebook–.
  6. It appears I’ve scratched the glass already; time to buy a jacket/cover thing for it :-/ (going to buy one of these )
  7. You need/want to use the MTP protocol to transfer files onto it – trying to this over Wifi (e.g. AirDroid (which is very good) ) is too slow to be practical.
  8. It takes a long time to charge over USB (~10 hours); It’s a lot quicker direct from the mains (an hour or two).