Automated twitter compilation up to 29 March 2012

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog (i.e. David Goodwin) up to 29 March 2012

• People are still queuing to buy fuel in Bromsgrove at 2100. Pumps aren’t dry but price has def gone up (£1.50/l). #sheep #fuel #panicbuying
  (2012/03/29, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @KalvinWilliams: Fuel Tanker Driver… Up and down the M1. £45K pa. FORCES Fuel Tanker Driver Helmand £17K pa.Which one is strik …

  (2012/03/29)
• RT @scottsigler: Tweets! NOCTURNAL is out in 5 days.
  (2012/03/29)
• RT @BLOODHOUND_SSC: BH Ambassador @ClaireMinikin was told this on her 1st school visit: ‘When I grow up I wanted to be a wrestler, now I …
  (2012/03/29)
• Stupid Apple Mail is causing my emails to get truncated after inline attachments to Outlook clients. See t.co/nqyKE1UI for fix.
  (2012/03/29)
• RT @PierreJoye: heh Java Ranting developers, did you notice that we did not bash you for the yet new remote exploit? #php }:->
  (2012/03/29)
• RT @mrchrisadams: “A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude” …
  (2012/03/29)
• Oh. What a surprise. There’s a queue at the petrol station. “Don’t panic!” t.co/TGEMmPO7
  (2012/03/29, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Yet another “top” – atop
  https://t.co/AHDtZiqd – looks better than htop; just need to learn the magic keys.
  (2012/03/28)
• Debian have linked the nagios nrpe daemon against tcp wrappers… so it’s now necessary to edit /etc/hosts.allow on Squeeze grr
  (2012/03/28)
• RT @codinghorror: The End of Pagination t.co/N6rnxSRm
  (2012/03/28)
• My minions are now collecting ponies. #MLP t.co/eeBc9HOC
  (2012/03/26)
• Just came across an e-commerce shop which doesn’t use a database – items are hard coded in PHP arrays. #YouMayNotSearch
  (2012/03/26)
• Suicide attempt in the car park off town end of Stourbridge rd (Bromsgrove); some of my hockey team walked past as rescue started #hanging
  (2012/03/24, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Decent, if somewhat loud, music at The Hop Pole (rockit fuel). #iAmOld
  (2012/03/24, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Hockey: Bromsgrove 3xi 4:1 Kidderminster (cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2012/03/24, Wyre Forest, Worcestershire)
• RT @_RosieT: Fox News, I don’t even know where to begin… t.co/DdRMJlXF
  (2012/03/22)
• “Wake up you silly old fella!”.
  (2012/03/22)
• The air quality around London Euston’s taxi rank is horrible.
  (2012/03/20, Camden, London)
• London. Meh. Still, at least I’m not here on a daily or weekly basis.
  (2012/03/20, Brent, London)
• RT @birminghampost: Midland motorways to be used for 80mph limit trail t.co/MjfAA4zd
  (2012/03/20)
• Blood splatter on a cream carpet doesn’t look too good.
  (2012/03/18, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Hockey: Bromsgrove 3xi 3:0 Droitwich. Great goals Alex and Tom(2). (cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2012/03/17, Redditch, Worcestershire)
• Went to a church (kids playgroup). We didn’t catch fire, come out in a rash or making any comments about the silly phrases on the posters.
  (2012/03/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• In other news, two clever lovely children slept through all night in their own beds and then gave me some good wake up cuddles at 8am.
  (2012/03/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I’m getting tired of all these lobby groups saying how they need tax cuts ahead of the budget. I think most of them will be disappointed!
  (2012/03/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Bromsgrove’s freegle seems as popular as its freecycle counterpart this week. Perhaps freecycle is finally dying?
  (2012/03/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @madeupstats: Social networking: Every year, 14 million male dogs ‘oust’ other dogs from their positions as ‘mayors’ of lamp-posts an …
  (2012/03/15)
• RT @birminghamlug: Ladies and Gents!! Tomorrow we will be running an Arduino workshop @birminghamlug – please bring your laptops if you …
  (2012/03/14)
• RT @robots_: alright here goes – we are flat broke thanks to dwp and i need to pay the rent. i will do ANY graphic design work for a sma …
  (2012/03/14)
• RT @HAL9000_: Happy Pi Day? I guess humans are too lazy to get up at 1:59:26.536 to celebrate Pi to the millisecond.
  (2012/03/14)
• Time for hockey training. Getting fed up of this cough now.
  (2012/03/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Time to fix the office broadband/phones etc.
  (2012/03/12)
• Hello again Liverpool. I’m not staying long.
  (2012/03/12, Liverpool, Liverpool)
• It’s hard not to laugh when someone’s struggled very hard to get their bag into the easyjet bag measuring slot, and it then won’t come out.
  (2012/03/12, el Prat de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• RT @WPBhamUK: Don’t forget it’s WPBhamUK this Wednesday at the Post Office Vaults from 6:30. t.co/vfLo3F4z
  (2012/03/12)
• Orange and carrot juice. Whatever next?
  (2012/03/11, Hospitalet de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• The local fire brigade are out in Sitges. t.co/UzL1mWD0
  (2012/03/11, Sitges, Barcelona)
• Thankfully I can sing better than this woman who is perhaps busking on the tube.
  (2012/03/11)
• My fellow passengers seemed to enjoy sharing stories of previous flights dropping 1000s of feet in midair. Thanks….
  (2012/03/09)
• Crabbies ginger beer must have some secret addictive ingredient. I keep wanting some. #alcoholFreeWeek
  (2012/03/09, Liverpool, Liverpool)
• Liverpool — ✈ —> Barcelona.
  (2012/03/09, Liverpool, Liverpool)
• RT @alexolivier: .titanic {
  float: none;
  }
  (2012/03/09)
• RT @MotherJones: Ejaculating outside a woman’s vagina is “an action against an unborn child,” and other laws inspired by GOP madness: ht …
  (2012/03/08)
• RT @nolancaudill: I wish PHP had a good scaling success story. You know, something besides Facebook, Flickr, Tumblr, or Etsy.
  (2012/03/07)
• RT @orangejon: Calling everyone who designs interactions – UXDs, IAs, web designers etc: Follow @uxbrum for news of our first meetup on …
  (2012/03/07)
• “i don’t want to sleep! I just want a nap!” Says @rowangoodwin at 9 am.
  (2012/03/06, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Come on @rowangoodwin it’s time to wake up!
  (2012/03/06, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @b3cft: My team @ the BBC is recruiting for a Senior Eng t.co/jxp29FiL & Junior Eng t.co/neWFAimz Interested? Drop me a …
  (2012/03/06)
• Hockey – Bromsgrove 2xi 5:0 Droitwich. 🙂 (cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2012/03/03)
• RT @BenBalter: PHP is Insecure (and Other Enterprise Open-Source F.U.D.) t.co/5DAk2jVQ
  (2012/03/03)
• RT @GoodWifesGuide: A Good Wife will not get jealous of his many lady friends on Facebook, he is a popular man, you should feel proud he …
  (2012/03/03)
• Disposable nappies don’t wash very well.
  (2012/03/01)
• I’m looking after @rowangoodwin this morning so he can’t ruin his mummy’s ofsted inspection or something. He’s just woken up at 10am 🙂
  (2012/03/01, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @fabpot: a must read “@padraicb: I’ve published an RFC on improving our output escaping approach t.co/D0VoEuZE”
  (2012/03/01)
• As result of a scientific experiment, I declare Crabbie’s Ginger Beer is better than Frank’s.
  (2012/02/29)
• Dear student(s) – you have had 4-6(?) weeks to submit applications for $job; leaving it till the last 6 hours doesn’t look good. KThxBai.
  (2012/02/29)
• Interviewed some possible apprentices yesterday. Very impressed with them both – motivation, interest & drive present. Thanks @tdmderrin
  (2012/02/29, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @HungoverAIan: Retweet if.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨you thought your screen was cracked
  (2012/02/29)
• Bromsgrove 3rd xi 2-2 wednesbury. #hockey (cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2012/02/26, Walsall, Walsall)
• “I’m not one to gossip, but ….”
  (2012/02/24, Solihull, Solihull)
• RT @myBrewerytap: Special offer on Stone Brewing beers which are just over their best before dates – t.co/FgsvYpJB
  (2012/02/24)
• throw new ZombiesSpringingFromSidewalkException() #phpuk2012
  (2012/02/24, Islington, London)
• I’ve stocked up on my @BytemarkUK pens…. It was getting critical in the office – we’d almost run out. #phpuk2012
  (2012/02/24, Islington, London)
• RT @rasmus: Coverity report on open source code quality: t.co/0BPLQrd4 #php #linux #postgresql
  (2012/02/23)
• ps_mem.py is my favourite new Linux tool/script/thing. Beginning to wonder how I coped without it. #linux #python #sysadmin
  (2012/02/23, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @OpenRightsGroup: PETITION: Stop the government’s new email and web spying plans! Sign here: t.co/uXh9WH5x #privacy #ccdp
  (2012/02/20)
• Hockey – Bromsgrove 2nd XI 2:3 Solihull blossom hill (?). (cc @bromsgrovehc )
  (2012/02/19, Solihull, Solihull)
• Thankfully no one noticed my running shorts were on back to front. Then again, nor did I….
  (2012/02/18, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Grr. I have a “My little pony” ear worm now. Damn you @aypok and your plans for world pony domination type stuff.
  (2012/02/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @1Pr0grammer: How a real programmer codes… That’s what I’m talking about! #LoL t.co/xHJxXReP
  (2012/02/17)
• RT @proofek: PHP 5.4.0 RC8 released! t.co/bsD2HSD9
  (2012/02/17)
• RT @DanLane: @bensmithuk The world’s 2nd most common lie after “I love you too” is: “You have successfully been unsubscribed from our da …
  (2012/02/17)
• RT @ls12styler: Hahaha. RT @funkatron: “I like node.js, but this is spot fucking on t.co/o3Ty2LTn“
  (2012/02/17)
• RT @mattgemmell: UK folk who have experienced the joys of Yodel/HDNL deliveries, you’ll enjoy this: t.co/bBK6hZtl
  (2012/02/17)
• RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we have first fireable offense is dependency injection.
  (2012/02/17)
• 00100001
  (2012/02/17)
• A geeks solution to not booking enough hours of billable work – change the units of time! ValveTime … https://t.co/z03vYvn7
  (2012/02/16)
• RT @SuperDalgas: So… you want to be a developer? t.co/hMVUHEv3
  (2012/02/15)
• RT @myBrewerytap: Looking for a gift – try our myBrewerytap mixed case 3 only £22 for 12 bottles – t.co/zeBhp29j
  (2012/02/15)
• I get back to the office (from a meeting) and the minions are watching videos of my little pony… #wtf ?
  (2012/02/14)
• RT @brucel: ‘Religion is being “sidelined, marginalised and downgraded in the public sphere”‘ Good. It’s a private matter. And Warsi is …
  (2012/02/14)