Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-24

  • Bubble blowing fail day. Do mixtures have a BBE date? Rowan seems happy with one bubble in 10 goes. #
  • 820 days uptime is sufficient; time for a long overdue reboot I think. #linux #
  • There's still snow outside tesco. Strange redditch. #
  • Today I did a total of 77 situps thanks to the 200 Situps iPhone app. (Week 1, Day 1, Level 3) #200Situps #
  • RT @Ade_B OMG I didnt realise they were making a new A Team Movie http://bit.ly/7iCLiL via @purityale w00t #
  • Wonder why everyone wishes they'd stayed in bed today?. Today was quite good for me…. #
  • Today I did a total of 81 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 3, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Wake up little bunnies! #
  • RT @loudmouthman Well when you put it like that http://www.life-stylefitness.com/Exercise%20or%20Death.jpg #
  • This side of heaven is right next door to hell. #
  • Enjoying Thunderbird 3 – faster, better UI; 3.0.1 is now out – http://lwn.net/Articles/370465/ #email #floss #thunderbird #
  • Met office once again fail. There's no snow here. #uksnow b61 #
  • The @scottsigler iphone app looks cool (chainsaw and kitten juggling eh?). It's free, gives easy access to great audiobooks +more #podcast #
  • Today I did a total of 74 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 2, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Yawn. #
  • RT @rowangoodwin This time 2 years ago I was preparing to make my grand entrance! #
  • Wish my iPhone had a fingerprint/ facial/retinal recognition, instead of asking me for a password all the time. It has a camera afterall. #
  • http://www.predictablyirrational.com/?p=704 – Google autocomplete rocks. See also http://autocompleteme.com #
  • trying to find a decent twitter username for $customer; it's like domain name squatting all over again. #
  • RT @evilneuro another reason not to use Internet Explorer, ever: http://bit.ly/6xbH5z – switch to chrome? #
  • iPhone voice recognition is getting worse. "phone Katherine Goodwin" != "phone kathryn reeve" *sigh* need aliasing or shortcuts #
  • Did aliens help plot the location of Woolworths? http://bengoldacre.posterous.com/did-aliens-play-a-role-in-woolworths #
  • Today I did a total of 63 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 1, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Hmm. Heavy snow for weds; heavy rain for thurs. Fun times ahead. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

  • Fantastic Mr Fox looks pretty good; Rowan seems to approve too 🙂 #
  • 13.26 miles, 1hour and 45 mins or thereabouts. Icy roads. #
  • Lets try http://favoriterun.com/299771 #
  • Hotel chocolate is very nice; I lack self control and gorge myself on a packet at a time … And subsequently feel yucky. no common sense. #
  • Joined the weirdos in Bromsgrove by walking a childless push chair. Next up wearing womens clothes?shouting at people? X rd to avoid
    me! #
  • Installing Quickbooks is not fun. Pain. License keys. Pain. Updates etc. Payroll still to do :-/ #
  • Prezzo's Sticky toffee pudding is very nice; shame about the sugar rush afterwards. #
  • Today I did a total of 61 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 1, Day 3, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • We're trainees and we're making tracks, wheels to the rails… Clackety clack! #chuggington #
  • Virtualbox OSE seems much better and quicker than vmware server. Bye bye vmware, your version 2 web ui will not be missed. #
  • Windows 7 looks pretty similar to vista to me. Wondering what the fuss is about? #
  • #uksnow b61 (bromsgrove) 1/10; 1" on ground. Roads appear ungritted. #timeforachange #
  • Bromsgrove roads appear ungritted. Traffic moving on a38; stourbridge rd worst. #
  • Today I did a total of 58 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 1, Day 2, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Grr. Snow. You've outlived your welcome. B61 #uksnow #
  • RT @guardiantech Microsoft Office disappears from virtual shelves as i4i's injunction bites http://bit.ly/5QDPcY #
  • http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/01/10/dog-pony #
  • Cold weather is awesome – week old bread hasn't gone mouldy 🙂 #
  • Finally stuck #varnish infront of some #plone / #zope sites. Performance++. Should have done this ages ago. 7req/sec -> 300req/sec etc. #
  • Today I did a total of 48 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 1, Day 1, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Interesting talk with asda cashier re muppets panic buying recently (15 loaves of bread anyone?). No
    Fresh milk the only affected thing 2day #

100 press-ups (or push-ups if you’re american)

I thought I’d better exercise more than just my legs for once, and the 100 Pushups challenge caught my eye. In school I used to do 30 press ups each night; over the last few years there have been a few instances when my arms felt weak and puny.

So, seeing as how I’m supposed to make a new years resolution, I thought I’d start on this.

Day 0 : See how many I can do. Wasn’t sure whether I should do them all at once, or stop, breathe and then carry on… or what

Day 1 : Did something like : 10, 12, 7, 7, 12 with a one minute rest in-between them all.

If I’m allowed a 1 minute rest between each set, surely it’s pretty easy to get to 100? A random search on Twitter shows some people going somewhere beyond 100 too. Hmm… Do I stop when I get to 100, or when I get to 6 weeks? It does seem a bit easy if I’m pretty much half way there already (48).

Rowan found it funny watching me bounce up and down on the floor this morning anyway. Think I’ve sorted my breathing out too.

WordPress – I’m impressed with your upgrade procedure

Previously I used Drupal on this website, and it was always a pain to migrate from one version to the next – there were a number of hoops to hump through, things would often break, modules would need reinstalling and then after upgrading you’d find that some random bit of functionality no longer works (e.g. posting comments on a blog entry, or being able to see anything if you were an anonymous user).

So, when I saw WordPress 2.9 was out, I wasn’t overly quick to migrate from 2.8. Unfortunately I couldn’t tell if the 2.8 branch was still being maintained, and then when I noticed 2.9.1 was out, I thought I might as well make the leap (besides, it’s best to avoid .0 releases 🙂 )

In my case, I run WordPress from SVN, as do many other similarly lazy people.

So, firstly to move to the 2.9 branch with Subversion :

svn switch http://svn.automattic.com/wordpress/branches/2.9 htdocs
svn update

Then, I visited my site – wow, it still worked. Logged in as the admin, and had a single button to click (‘Update database’). Milliseconds later, that was done, and it continues to work. That was easy. Where’s the broken stuff? Theme still seems to work, plugins are still working….

Varnish + Zope – Multiple zope instances behind a single varnish cache

I run multiple Zope instances on one server. Each Zope instance listens on a different port (localhost:100xx). Historically I’ve just used Apache as a front end which forwards requests to the Zope instance.

Unfortunately there are periods of the year when one site gets a deluge of requests (for example; when hosting a school site, if it snows overnight, all the parents will check the site in the morning at around about 8am).

Zope is not particularly quick on it’s own – Apache’s “ab” reports that a dual core server with plenty of RAM can manage about 7-14 requests per second – which isn’t that many when you consider each page on a Plone site will have a large number of dependencies (css/js/png’s etc).

Varnish is a reverse HTTP proxy – meaning it sits in-front of the real web server, caching content.

So, as I’m using Debian Lenny….

  1. apt-get install -t lenny-backports varnish
  2. Edit /etc/varnish/default.vcl
  3. Edit Apache virtual hosts to route requests through varnish (rather than directly to Zope)
  4. I didn’t need to change /etc/default/varnish.

In my case there are a number of Zope instances on the same server, but I only wanted to have one instance of varnish running. This is possible – but it requires me to look at the URL requested to determine which Zope instance to route through to.

So, for example, SiteA runs on a Zope instance on localhost:10021/sites/sitea. My original Apache configuration would contain something like :

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
   RewriteEngine on
   RewriteRule ^/(.*) http://127.0.0.1:10021/VirtualHostBase/http/www.sitea.com:80/sites/sitea/VirtualHostRoot/$1 [L,P]
 </IfModule>

To use varnish, I’ll firstly need to tell Varnish how to recognise requests for sitea (and other sites), so it can forward a cache miss to the right place, and then reconfigure Apache – so it sends requests into varnish and not directly to Zope.

So, firstly, in Varnish’s configuration (/etc/varnish/default.vcl), we need to define the different backend server’s we want varnish to proxy / cache. In my case they’re on the same server –

backend zope1 {
.host = "127.0.0.1";
.port = "10021";
}
backend zope2 {
.host = "127.0.0.1";
.port = "10022";
}
Then, in the 'sub vcl_recv' section, use logic like :
if ( req.url ~ "/sites/sitea/VirtualHostRoot") {
   set req.backend = zope1;
}
if ( req.url ~ "/siteb/VirtualHostRoot") {
    set req.backend = zope2;
}

With the above in place, I can now just tell Apache to rewrite Sitea to :

RewriteRule ^/(.*) http://127.0.0.1:6081/VirtualHostBase/http/www.sitea.com:80/sites/sitea/VirtualHostRoot/$1 [L,P]

Instead….. and now we’ll find that our site is much quicker 🙂 (This assumes your varnish listens on localhost:6081).

There are a few additional snippets I found – in the vcl_fetch { … } block, I’ve told Varnish to always cache items for 30 seconds, and to also overwrite the default Server header given out by Apache etc, namely :

sub vcl_fetch {

    # ..... <snip> <snip>

    # force minimum ttl for objects

    if (obj.ttl < 30s) {

        set obj.ttl = 30s;

    }

    # ... <snip> <snip>

    unset obj.http.Server;

    set obj.http.Server = "Apache/2 Varnish";

    return (deliver);

}
I'm happy anyway. :)
Use 'varnishlog', 'varnishtop' and 'varnishhist' to monitor varnish.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-10

  • Snowing. B61. 2/10 #
  • Feast lodge, bromsgrove: Don't bother. Food better at Johns mega balti. Take away fail. How can you screw up naan bread ffs? #
  • Entered the Shakespeare marathon (April 28ish). #Stratford #running #marathon #
  • I sometimes wish my toddler was a camel. Then he might not wake at 5am to demand food. #
  • Tried the thick winter duvet last night for the first time this year. I was too hot in, and any parts sticking out froze. #fail #
  • Bacon and salad baguette. Nom nom. Mince pie. Nom nom. Caramel shortbread. Nom nom. </lunch> #
  • 20 pressups. Surprised i could do that many. Prob need to work on breathing. #
  • Pondering doing the 100 pressups thing. Iphone app purchased. Step 1 done. #
  • I (well technically work) bought windows 7 professional today. First windows I've bought since win2k 10(?) years ago. #
  • couchdb is behaving itself now; 3 node continuous replication works well. #
  • Not impressed with couchdb on Karmic 🙁 Can't stop it (crap init script?); can't tell couchdb to listen on a different IP #fail #ubuntu #
  • Facebook iPhone app finally does push notificatons too it seems. #
  • Facebook iPhone app now does contact picture syncing. Seems to have missed a few people in the sync. #facebook #iPhone #
  • Perhaps i should find some smashing pumpkins to listen to on my iphone. GnR's Get In the Ring seems to be the highlight of my day so far :-/ #
  • *wishes he could be sledging / throwing snow at Rachel etc* #
  • http://www.roughride.co.uk/ 13th june. Mtb enduro event. Kington, Herefordshire. Excellent route. Shame I can't do it – kat's due on 11th 🙁 #
  • Don't panic – IPhone works again after holding both buttons for 10+ seconds. Catastrophe averted. #
  • RT @steve_parkes RT @mezzle: @fzzpop #hack http://is.gd/5MYmy <– Awesomest machine ever. Homer Simpson button presser? #
  • Hooray. Sledging here I come. First time in 10+ years. It's good being the boss #
  • Snow snow 🙂 #uksnow b61 10/10 🙂 http://twitpic.com/wr40r #
  • Snow is falling. B61 #uksnow 1/10 #
  • Hmm snow. Sledges. Perhaps. #
  • Surprised no one has tweeted about the google homepage and it's falling apple. Is this a new feature, or old hat that's now boring? #google #
  • I <3 Chrome; it seems so much more responsive and more nimble than fat Firefox. Shame it lacks extensions though. #
  • At least I got to run merrily past all the poor people in cars going back to work – queuing on the Birmingham road :). So long suckers. #
  • Hat, gloves, traccy trousers (no shorts) and two top layers. Just about warm enough running. Weather app thinks -5 to -7'c. #ukcold b61 #
  • Good walk around Dodford in circles getting lost this afternoon. Shame it was so cold – Rowan suffered 🙁 #
  • Some stupid American keeps trying to retrieve the password for gingerdog@gmail. FFS it's not yours. Stop using it for airmiles & shopping #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

  • RT @4eversleepless Safe Danger 3: "Ice". If you enjoy it, please re-tweet etc. Happy New Year! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkK8IwbGZak #
  • I am a mince pie seeking missile. #
  • Patch, The Jack Russell illustrated his fine breeding and training by catching a partridge. Was it road kill or canine skill? #
  • I must be getting out of shape – Bonzo the fat Labrador who is never walked kept up over 3-4 miles running :-/ #
  • Hello 2010 #
  • RT @greensql Apple.com Joined to the SQL Injected web sites.. http://bit.ly/6uoaZd #
  • Snow in ld8 #uksnow #
  • I seem incapable of resisting the @asda dark chocolate covered almonds. Good thing they're on offer 🙂 #
  • RT @loudmouthman oooh Look the real Drobo Killer http://bit.ly/8Zn780 #
  • http://www.friendsintech.com/index.php/archives/295 A Geek Xmas Story #
  • I am in an igloo playing with rowan. [Un]fortunately it's not made of snow/ice. Where is the snow goddammit?… Weather forecast fail! #
  • There is a distinct lack of snow here … 🙁 #
  • Watching the great escape. Toddler doesn't seem impressed. #
  • Just created a @rowangoodwin Twitter account so I can stop confusing people when I pretend to be him on this account. #
  • My favourite Xmas toy, on it's 'rails' … It makes a great noise my parents love. http://twitpic.com/vgi2d #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

  • I appear to be tweaking. #
  • And we're back home. As I'm sure everyone will be fascinated to know. Joy. (who stole all the #uksnow ?!?) #
  • Operation keep @thegingerdog awake with coke taste test: regular – ok, diet – yuck, diet citrus – horse semen would prob taste better. #
  • No tcx078l you may not have your luggage. Pls wait more now. #
  • Waiting to board. Rowan seems determined to remain awake. Grr #
  • My last siesta, during which I dreamt of crocodiles daddy! http://twitpic.com/vbc67 (toddler) http://twitpic.com/vbc7z (dangerous sand croc) #
  • Festive sandcastle in st Agustin http://twitpic.com/vbbzd #
  • .@chairmummiaow says I'm turning into my father in law. Perhaps I need to work on the beer gut etc though. #
  • Rowan now greets people with 'hola'. He's doing better than me – "two please…. TWO PLEASE… Thanks!" #
  • Xmas nearly over. Toddler nearly asleep. Beach tomorrow and then eventually home. I miss my bed. Won't miss the bitey insect things. #
  • Getting sun burnt. Day trip a partial failure as there is f. All to do in this town and a v bored toddler. Boat trip cancelled (bad weather) #
  • At Mogan market. Can we barter. Errr no. #
  • Can you hide your feet? http://twitpic.com/uz4yy #
  • Park done. Lots of animals seen. Lovely scenery / setting. Tourist tat bought for toddles and nieces http://twitpic.com/uytzg #
  • I can't sleep… I can't talk…. Feeling hot, hot. hot…. either sunburnt face or virus :-/ palmitos park today – http://bit.ly/7ulTCH #
  • #Mtb – Good route but guide/group slow. Fed up braking. Mud scared them. Heavy rain made for interesting journey. http://free-motion.net/ #
  • Surprised how little bandwidth Twitter /fb/email are using. Must use iPhone more to get value from o2. £50 for 50mb :/. Used ~15mb so far. #
  • On bus, waiting for them to pick up other mtb'ers. Why was I the first? :-/ off to different route, like I care / know any different. #
  • Crossing fingers and hoping I can go
    Mountain biking tomorrow. Got NO kit with me, so I'll suffer and be uncomfortable. Weather permitting!! #
  • Post cards sent, toddler asleep. Weather lovely (sun, warm, wind). To the beach with the sand eater later I think. http://twitpic.com/un7b2 #
  • I eat sand. Nom nom. The parents couldn't stop laughing. http://twitpic.com/uigoa #
  • After 2.5 hours of flying, we finally had this http://twitpic.com/ugrwi thankfullyhe slept to landing despite other kids screams on descent #
  • Fyi parents – I like ice cream, but only with sprinkles AND only from mummy's bowl. http://twitpic.com/ugro5 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-20

  • Xmas SMS sent to annoy lots of people. Now to find food in gatwick. #
  • Waiting in duty free. Nothing seems like a bargain or any cheaper. #
  • It's a world of fun, when you're a toddler http://twitpic.com/u5na1 #
  • Stupid car frozen on the inside too…. Hurry up holiday. Don't be closed gatwick. #
  • Snow. Paranoid wife thinking we won't get to go on holiday…. #
  • Toddler vomit; Chinese flavour. Not the best start to bed time. #
  • RT @codepo8: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB! #
  • hmm.. sugar rush…. Better not stop eating though #
  • I have an xmas biscuit addiction. #
  • Rowans ELC musical keyboard has dead keys and the microphone does not work. Great. Reminds me of my first computer – zx spectrum +2 (DOA) #
  • RT @garywkfung Ping! is FREE AGAIN! http://bit.ly/eKD52 Get your friends on Ping! iPhone-2-iPhone msging (*Please RT!*) #
  • RT @grifferz http://www.twat.me.uk/ (NSFW language, via prh) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-13

  • /me hopes tonight is peaceful and uninterrupted. #
  • The toddler lost the battle. Now what do I so with no earphones on the sofa with him asleep on me? #
  • Rowan isn't too keen on the idea of sleeping :-/ #
  • Interesting 2 days training the devs behind the BBC's glow javascript library in php / zend framework etc. Now home for the weekend 🙂 #
  • Stupid woman. Trying to pay for the bus with an inadequate supply of what seems to ve 5p coins. #
  • I wish $idiot would stop trying to recover the password for gingerdog @ gmail. While I'm at it – stop using my address to signup to stuff. #
  • Well that rocked. Thanks dominion theatre and cast 🙂 #
  • We will, we will…. Rock you. (waiting for the performance to start) #
  • Well I jumped into the river, too many times to make it home, I'm here on my own, drifting all alone….. #gnr #
  • Fuckit – water bottle has leaked in my bag; laptop + adaptor appears to have escaped TFFT. 2nd time for this to happen. Had better learn! #
  • Support call with mr paranoid cookie hater *sigh*. #
  • s/Firefox/Chromium/g perhaps…. seems much quicker at least, and now has required extensions. Shame it didn't import passwords from FF. #
  • Wonders if anyone on bromsgrove freecycle passed GCSE English. #
  • My nose should win an award for the volume, various colours,range of consistencies and stamina in snot production. #fedup #wanttransplant #
  • Well at least rowan seems awake and happy this morning. #
  • My iPhone is only 4(?) months old yet the case is cracked. Think I need to encase it in something rigid. #
  • I hate post office queues #
  • Right own up! Who gave Rowan speed? He's been hyper hyper super hyper toddler since being home from nursery. #
  • Think I, or bromsgrove missed some heavy rain today. No great loss. #
  • iPhone gun app discovered. Suspect we may not get to use our phones much when we next see the nieces. (literal) Banana gun vs bazooka…. #
  • Good episode of stargate universe (s1e10). #