Automated twitter compilation up to 24 December 2017

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 24 December 2017

RT Nigel Farage doesn’t want a passport that says ‘European Union’ but he’ll happily accept a pension cheque with those words on. 2017/12/22
I’ve found a present for @moreteadoctor (@monkeysailor might like it too)

2017/12/23
RT “No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”

2017/12/22
RT Most useless wheelchair ramp ever.

2017/12/23
RT Advertising was a bit more risqué back in the day.

2017/12/23
RT There is no EU legislation dictating passport colour. The UK could have had any passport colour it wanted and stay… twitter.com/i/web/status/944475267111833600 2017/12/23
RT 2017—Americans killed by:

•Muslim extremists: 9

•Armed toddlers: 21

•Lightning: 31

•Lawnmowers: 69

•Being hit by a… twitter.com/i/web/status/944272076478861313 2017/12/22
RT If Jesus was born today.

2017/12/22
RT Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.

A thread: 2017/12/21
RT Nope. It is an expression of how mendacious (we can have a different colour now), absurd and parochial we look to t… twitter.com/i/web/status/944226271009165312 2017/12/22
RT The blue passports might have to be imported. LOL (as the youngsters say) 🤣 twitter.com/paullewismoney/status/944115065011232768 2017/12/22
RT We could all agree to turn our passports blue by running towards them, thus saving a lot of hassle. Assuming the wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/944236561226485761 2017/12/22
RT snail race rt after you vote 2017/12/19
Spot the unusual Christmas tree decorations.

2017/12/21
RT Cabinet gives Damian Green his leaving present.

2017/12/21
RT Where in holy hell is the SEC? $LTEA, an iced tea company, is pivoting to “preliminary stages of evaluating specifi… twitter.com/i/web/status/943842323582083075 2017/12/21
RT When negotiating you need to make sure you’re absolutely trustworthy, that your word is your bond.

In unrelated new… twitter.com/i/web/status/943611974608412672 2017/12/20
RT For @theresa_may to attack Labour’s wholly accurate use of the word “homeless” in relation to children in Wandswort… twitter.com/i/web/status/943475968060084224 2017/12/20
RT “Say bad things to me,” she begged, biting her lip as she stared up into his cold grey eyes, “Terrible, unforgivabl… twitter.com/i/web/status/943576361758752768 2017/12/20
RT Almost amusing how @muslimshow unwittingly admits that without childhood indoctrination Islam (and other religions)… twitter.com/i/web/status/943157422918651904 2017/12/19
RT Things there’s money for:

DUP (£1bn)

Brexit (£39bn+)

Trident (£205bn)

Things there’s barely any money for:

9000 ro… twitter.com/i/web/status/943427625011306496 2017/12/20
RT Nadine, it looks like one of your interns is using your log in. They’re trying to say silly abuse in the Commons is… twitter.com/i/web/status/943371142546501632 2017/12/20
RT I never truly feel the Christmas spirit until I see the “Tony Blair being held back from attacking you in the pub”… twitter.com/i/web/status/942736571438116864 2017/12/18
RT Software engineering pro-tip:

Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critic… twitter.com/i/web/status/943342608742604801 2017/12/20
RT Christmas shopping:

Dec 20th: “They like candles, don’t they? No?”

21st: “Maybe a book about soup? Really? Who doe… twitter.com/i/web/status/943423885130772480 2017/12/20
RT Cost of Brexit to UK economic output works out at £350m a week. Why wasn’t that written on the side of a bus. Every… twitter.com/i/web/status/943203918426853378 2017/12/19
RIP snowman

2017/12/19
RT Michel Barnier showed this slide to EU leaders last week. For EU shows how UK red lines leave FTA as only option.

2017/12/19
Given the high number of homeless people in #Birmingham at the moment, this seems worthwhile -… twitter.com/i/web/status/943137382383136769 2017/12/19
RT “I’ve been a VERY naughty girl!” she whispered, slowly raising her skirt and bending over his knee. “I deserve to b… twitter.com/i/web/status/943113894704435200 2017/12/19
RT Theresa May agrees Christmas message to Santa.

2017/12/19
RT “You are never mutineers, never traitors, never malcontents, never enemies of the people” – the Speaker’s message t… twitter.com/i/web/status/942839482570756098 2017/12/18
RT He lay helpless on the floor, his hands tied behind his back and his mouth covered with tape.

He may be a genius bu… twitter.com/i/web/status/943086034723721218 2017/12/19
RT Those parts of the UK that voted most strongly for Leave would be hurt disproportionately more by a hard Brexit wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/943033585468104704 2017/12/19
RT The Geneva Drive: a mechanism that translates a continuous rotation movement into intermittent discrete motion.

(u… twitter.com/i/web/status/942394713704984576 2017/12/17
RT How’s your day going? I ran “source .bash_history” instead of “source .bash_profile” 2017/12/17
RT Nigel Farage: An Apology. I suggested he would receive a £73,000-a year pension when Britain leaves the EU. I now u… twitter.com/i/web/status/942782579811475456 2017/12/18
RT The Brexit Tale: a Chronological Thread.

1. Before the referendum there were a bunch of lies about the EU when re… twitter.com/i/web/status/942347712518901760 2017/12/17
RT I’ve been working out how much money my family’s lost by not sending our kids up the chimneys. Shocking. Bring on B… twitter.com/i/web/status/942436541925904385 2017/12/17
RT I hope his boiler breaks down.

2017/12/16
RT I don’t remember seeing “Businesses will just have to get by” on the side of a bus.

twitter.com/BIUK_Politics/status/942685049421533184 2017/12/18
RT You are of course talking about the editors that delivered Brexit and put you where you are today. Do you have it i… twitter.com/i/web/status/942182274908545025 2017/12/16