Automated twitter compilation up to 01 June 2014

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 01 June 2014

RT Apologies but the #psychic fayre at Finstall Park has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. 2014/05/31
RT 2 great PHP conferences this autumn in the UK: #Symfony_Live & #PHPNW14. Wonder if I either will let me do a talk 🙂 2014/05/30
RT As we await the Apple iWatch, don’t forget that in 1984 Seiko made an iWatch — of sorts. And boy it was awesome.

2014/05/30
RT One of the best #PHP conferences in the world is back for 2014, and is looking for sponsors. conference.phpnw.org.uk/phpnw14/sponsors/sponsorship-packages/ 2014/05/30
The coop parking enforcer is out and going to be quite rich today it seems. Bromsgrove 2014/05/30
Sainsburys at Hundred House (Stourbridge road, Bromsgrove)? Alcohol licence application notice.

Bromsgrove 2014/05/29
New Hair ! #goodHairDay #selfie

Bromsgrove 2014/05/29
Haha. It appears my evil plan involving a weakened beer bottle and a car boot worked ! #brotherlylove Bromsgrove 2014/05/26
Whoops! Didn’t vote ukip. #noukip West Midlands, United Kingdom 2014/05/22
.@moreteadoctor the children have been shouting “‘ERE SHEILA!” for 10 mins in this playground. You have a lot to answer for. #memoryLivesOn Bromsgrove 2014/05/22
RT #WhyImVotingUkip DISGRACE!!!! This is one of meny!1!

2014/05/20
RT #WhyImVotingUkip Because the weather’s really starting to pick up, and I don’t want it ruined by gays. 2014/05/21
RT Because if the gays obtain control over the weather it might start raining men, and they will probably be Romanian #WhyImVotingUkip 2014/05/21
RT #WhyImVotingUkip Because these immigrants can’t speak proper English! Oh wait a minute…

2014/05/21
RT #WhyImVotingUkip because my university is being overrun by Librarians and we need to send them back to Libraria 2014/05/21
RT Worrying signs that the girl will be a javascript programmer. “Sometimes, Daddy, 5 and 5 makes 55 and sometimes it makes 10.” 2014/05/17
RT eBay hacked. They say that stolen user passwords were encrypted, ask users to change passwords anyway. https://blog.ebay.com/ebay-inc-ask-ebay-users-change-passwords/ 2014/05/21
At school early for once. No doubt they’ll be late out today. #schoolrun West Midlands, United Kingdom 2014/05/21
RT Virgin Media #facebooknews

2014/05/21
RT Tried as I might, I could not get this damn thing to work. Seen at airport.

2014/05/20
Somewhat surprised that a government information site (ratings.food.gov.uk) has been offline for ~6 days. #fail #hygiene Bromsgrove 2014/05/20
RT Just finished my second listen-through of ‘Harvey’ by Phil Rossi. I still love the story. You can listen free here: podiobooks.com/title/harvey/ 2014/05/19
RT Computer timings in perspective:

2014/05/17
Lawn mowed. Decking had a second coat of brown stuff. 25% of study painted. No children drowned. Forest explored. Den made. #today Bromsgrove 2014/05/18
TIL – don’t mess with massive lizards. #Godzilla2014 Birmingham 2014/05/17
Godzilla o’clock. 2014/05/17
“Couldn’t think of an image for this slide”… Thanks. @jukesie #port80

Newport 2014/05/16
RT Amazingly clever, and somewhat manipulative talk by @roy on neuro-marketing in user experience. #mindblown #Port80

2014/05/16
“Don’t worry it’s only marketers collecting our personal information … ” #port80 (thanks @kwe)

Newport 2014/05/16
RT Watching someone try to get through a spam captcha using voice commands is painful! Cc/ @kimberleytew #port80 2014/05/16
RT Next up at @Port80Events is @roy talking about the human brain & what makes people click

2014/05/16
Cool brain anatomy lesson with @roy at #port80 … Hopefully we won’t be fighting bears to design websites … #betterSafeThanSorry Newport 2014/05/16
Now: @nathan_ford “Mastering the dark art of fluid layout.” — if only I could learn everything about it in a 45min talk #port80 #webdesign Newport 2014/05/16
RT Recommended reading from @hereinthehiveElement Queries, From the Feet Up
www.backalleycoder.com/2014/04/18/element-queries-from-the-feet-up/
#port80 2014/05/16
Thank you @hereinthehive #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
Css Breakpoints. Responsive & fluid design. Progressive enhancement. Device type. Reusability. Modularity.
patternlab.io #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
“Failure is only the opportunity to begin again intelligently.”
“Do it again …like a baby” … #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
Power pose time!
Thanks @denisejacobs #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
RT Letter of the week, from May 10 issue of @TheEconomist.

2014/05/15
It looks like the parking attendants are fining people today who are parking incorrectly outside coop. #bromsgrove Bromsgrove 2014/05/15
Yesterday I mowed the lawn (1st time for me), stained the decking and fitted a new light. Today may be tame in comparison. Bromsgrove 2014/05/15
throw new TooHotForAJumperException(“missing the rain ?”); Bromsgrove 2014/05/15
RT Bloody Polish: coming over here and teaching us proper English. Vote Ukip, and stop this outrage via @georgephilipb

2014/05/12
RT “@mental_floss: U.S. banned the sale of lawn darts in 1988. Parents were urged to “destroy them immediately.”” – meanwhile assault rifles.. 2014/05/13
The woman driving k80 anm would do well to look before crossing mini roundabouts. #ifOnlyInsurersCheckedTwitter #driving Bromsgrove 2014/05/13
RT How to use friendship.js

2014/05/13
Real life HITMAN 🙂 youtu.be/hKEjM9gF4UQ via @YouTube (it was an awesome film) 2014/05/13
RT artificial intelligence, technology of the future — always has been, always will be. #DualismTheBook 2014/05/13
The early bird is tired. #airport #taxi #conscript Bromsgrove 2014/05/13
RT OK. I give up. Just put the apostrophes where you like Dorothy Perkins.

2014/05/09
Drawing Eyebrows On Babies – The Best Of www.anorak.co.uk/397145/strange-but-true/drawing-eyebrows-on-babies-the-best-of.html/ via @TheAnorak 2014/05/12
RT 10 Great Reasons to vote #UKIP. I don’t know who made it – so I referenced it from official #UKIP websites

2014/05/05
Achievement unlocked : Plumbing 102.
Fixed leaking stop tap gland.
Fixed leaking hot water joint. #relieved #EasyFix Bromsgrove 2014/05/11
Rowan ran 5km today in his first fun run. He was very happy to have a medal.

Bromsgrove 2014/05/11
RT Wow. Such elePHPants. Much PHP.

2014/05/06
With my psychic powers I predict there will be more painting taking place soon. Bromsgrove 2014/05/11
I can’t see the tires on this light. Tier perhaps?

Bromsgrove 2014/05/10
RT UK surveillance oversight in action (yes, this is a real exchange):

2014/05/09
Bromsgrove has a fair this week.

Bromsgrove 2014/05/08
RT when someone says “giving 110%” this is what they mean i.imgur.com/uFDRzSN.gif 2014/05/06
RT A wood near Bromsgrove yesterday. The colour & scent were amazing! @WoodlandTrust

2014/05/06
Now to see if the house has flooded while I’ve been out. #noPuddleYet Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
There’s nothing like chasing another runner (and beating them) to make you speed up and push yourself that bit more. #sweatingLikeAPig Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
Arrangements sorted for @Port80Events … May 16th. Newport. All the cool kids will be there (and me). #port80 #webdesign Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
RT They were planning an attack on an EDL demo with guns, knives, and an improvised explosive (pictured) #WMCTU

2014/05/06
And now …. to run. Run like the wind. Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
Achievement unlocked: Plumbing 101 – outside tap replacement. #WorkingHose #BewareCat

Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
RT Gotten quite a few photo requests for this underdoge: @dogecoin @Josh_Wise @PPR98. #VeryDega #SuchWow #NASCAR

2014/05/04
RT Check out the product placement on this…

2014/05/04
RT How very very true — who the slave and who the master? (via @elvis717)

2014/05/04
RT Learning how to map disease breakout areas using #OpenStreetMap at @ukodi with @msf_uk 2014/05/03
RT Hey @ITISLENNYHENRY. You’ve got to to see this. Genius via @beaubodor #YouKip

2014/05/03
Unimpressed by The Amazing Spiderman 2 (not worth paying for). Divergent seemed better. Bromsgrove 2014/05/04
This is good Bombay mix like stuff. (Farari Chevra).

Bromsgrove 2014/05/04
Yum yum. Tasty chocolates from Brussels. (Van Dender)

Bromsgrove 2014/05/04
RT “£130?! For one night?! I paid less for her. NO F*CKING WAY!” Shouts the drunk guy, with a hooker, at Premier Inn reception. Oh dear oh dear 2014/05/03
My house has been invaded by lots of noisy women. Time to plan my escape to the cinema or something …. Bromsgrove 2014/05/03
RT 2048 for Atari 2600:
2048 for Commodore 64

2014/05/03
RT Everyone has to work.
That’s what family farms do.

2014/05/03