Automated twitter compilation up to 24 January 2012

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog (i.e. David Goodwin) up to 24 January 2012

• A cache miss storm with WordPress and dotdeb.org’s config file overwriting led to a crap day for one website today.
  (2012/01/24, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Someone said I have a bad memory. I’m not sure who though.
  (2012/01/22, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Hockey: Bromsgrove 3xi 3:2 Old Sils. Another win 🙂 ( cc @bromsgrovehc )
  (2012/01/21, Redditch, Worcestershire)
• RT @Oakley_J: Scrap metal dealers take note: The value of the metal in a pound coin is currently £1.08. #madeupstaturday
  (2012/01/21)
• “I want it to still be my birthday!” says Rowan.
  (2012/01/21, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• “Thank you aunty candy “(@moreteadoctor ) t.co/42XbcU6Q
  (2012/01/20)
• Today I had to reboot my mouse to get ‘right click’ working again. *sigh*. #apple #magicMouse
  (2012/01/19)
• RT @AndrewBloch: The awkward moment when you break the law you proposed #StopSOPA t.co/7M3lXZUs
  (2012/01/18)
• I support #wikipediablackout! Show your support here t.co/SawEkEyn
  (2012/01/18)
• Grrrr, software update available for my telly (Sony Bravia) but it doesn’t seem to add Netflix support.
  (2012/01/16)
• Postfix > 2.6.0 I needed : always_add_missing_headers = yes
  to fix missing message-id fields… shouldn’t assume all email has a message-id!
  (2012/01/16)
• “Monsters” 1&2 are sound asleep, gently snoring. Now to look into that postfix problem for work.
  (2012/01/16, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @guardiantech: Toddlers get to grips with app design t.co/DOQBX1WE
  (2012/01/16)
• Lesson of the day: elephant seals are strong swimmers and you shouldn’t invite them into your octopod.
  (2012/01/15, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I’m wondering why so many people are walking down Bromsgrove high street when nothing is open.
  (2012/01/15, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Hockey: Bromsgrove 3rd xi 4:3 Pershore. (cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2012/01/14, Wychavon, Worcestershire)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: It’s amazing how rubbish Orange sales people are on the phone. “it’s out of stock… Phone back tomorrow!”. #LostSale
  (2012/01/13)
• Seven Trent’s website conveniently 404s when you click on “contact details”. That’s one way to stop people phoning you!
  (2012/01/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Evil Google – “Google, what were you thinking?” ← Mocality Kenya t.co/AzNPYJ3F via @mocality
  (2012/01/13)
• RT @PierreJoye: PHP 5.3.9 has been finally released! t.co/52GtIHgw Go update, now! t.co/IHlXLCch t.co/TNbRCEjV
  (2012/01/11)
• Trying to figure out why someone thought sticking QR codes around a high street to advertise to consumers was a good idea.
  (2012/01/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Ooh Bromsgrove has an electric vehicle charging point. Go us!
  (2012/01/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• My hoover is really sucking after cleaning the filter. Now, if only I could banish Monday night’s insomnia….
  (2012/01/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @jasoncosta: “Web server software NGINX is now bigger than Microsoft IIS” t.co/tq3Trc38
  (2012/01/08)
• Why I’m not going to Bungee jump, ever. t.co/kxoTwzvO (ropes break).
  (2012/01/08)
• It seems my little princess no longer needs carrying down stairs. Soon I’ll be redundant. 🙁
  (2012/01/08, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• How can a four year old be so bad at hiding? Still, it makes my afternoon somewhat easier…..
  (2012/01/08, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Bromsgrove 3xi 4:2(?) west brom. (friendly). Big thank-you to the stand ins – Nigel, Charlie, Graham & Lawrence 🙂 (cc @BromsgroveHC ).
  (2012/01/07, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Today I’ve created a Gantt Chart with @ganttproject – so far so good. #FunPackedLife
  (2012/01/07)
• Have the humans delivered their ultimate cup of coffee? …. *ergh* FETID. How dare they present this to me? … Prepare the attack!
  (2012/01/07)
• Good morning octonauts.
  (2012/01/07, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• It seems I wasn’t mistaken when I saw a car with a “real nappy cakes” advert on it the other day. Not my sort of cake.
  (2012/01/06, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• This morning it seems that petrol stations are the place to have domestic disputes. Perhaps there’s something in the air.
  (2012/01/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @brucel: Facebook cited in over 2/3 of US divorce cases and 1/3 in the UK t.co/gcNZ5Yyj via @stoweboyd
  (2012/01/02)
• Eat all your dinner or the octopod goes away…..
  (2012/01/02, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Happy new year. Wishing you the best of health, wealth and happiness for 2012. (cue 101 SMS’s to ppl and one (cheap) message on twitter)
  (2011/12/31)
• Me: “we need to go into town to look for a present for grandma”
  Rowan: “can we get her an octopod like mine?”
  #octonautitis
  (2011/12/31)
• RT @snim2: Brilliant read – the state of UK trains: t.co/pbEYLG1N /via @pigworker
  (2011/12/31)
• Perl PHP python bash #code2011
  (2011/12/31)
• RT @deadprogram: What programming languages have you used this year? Tweet using #code2011. Please do it, and RT!
  (2011/12/31)
• Cheese: yummy. Bread: yummy. Cheese and bread together: yucky. #kids
  (2011/12/31)
• RT @vuokko: new year’s resolutions: 640 x 480, 800 x 600, 1024 x 768
  (2011/12/31)
• The Gup A loaded with treasure…. t.co/ffVflF1v
  (2011/12/31)
• I love my children – they pick up their chocolate coins, peel off the foil and force me to eat them.
  (2011/12/31)
• Sofa constructed. Now to find somewhere to dispose of the massive cardboard box.
  (2011/12/29)
• Ikea. It’s stressful.
  (2011/12/27)
• This morning’s run might be a bit slower than recent ones. #biscuits #cheese #turkey #chocolate etc.
  (2011/12/27)
• RT @anya_goodwin: The Gruffalo’s child is the best TV program ever. I can’t stop laughing and pointing!
  (2011/12/26)
• Q. What’s green and bounces around the garden?
  A. A spring onion.
  (2011/12/26, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Q. Why don’t elephants like penguins?
  A. They can’t get the wrappers off.
  (2011/12/26, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Lovefilm’s online streaming really is pants (rubbish selection). I’m glad I’m on a free trial. #DefinitelyCancelling
  (2011/12/25)
• Right now, at the North Pole, Santa is drinking this after a hard nights work. (Santa’s Swallie, via @myBrewerytap ) t.co/4WPjgcJK
  (2011/12/25, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• It’ll soon be time to put on the new socks and jumper and ride around on the new bicycle. #somethingsDoNotChange.
  (2011/12/25, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @moreteadoctor: Mug, brain cell and MRSA. Is my brother hinting at something?
  (2011/12/25)
• RT @moreteadoctor: Thought I’d been given a lump of poo for Christmas, then I realised it was MRSA. How festive! t.co/mwS2lVAa
  (2011/12/25)
• Oooh. The Gruffalo’s Child is on BBC1 today. BBC++
  (2011/12/25, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Seeing as it’s a blizzard outside and I’ve got a marathon to walk today, I’d better fuel myself accordingly … chocolate for breakfast.
  (2011/12/25)
• Christmas – when it’s apparently acceptable to smell as if you’ve washed in mulled wine (thank you @MoreTeaDoctor)
  (2011/12/25)
• RT @neiltyson: According to the song, Rudolph’s nose is shiny, which means it reflects rather than emits light. Useless for navigating fog.
  (2011/12/25)
• Cheap ploy to wake someone up on Xmas morning – send a text saying it’s snowed. #snow #Xmas
  (2011/12/25, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Nom nom. Turrón for breakfast. #chocolate #pig
  (2011/12/24, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @StormySan: Hi think @thegingerdog‘s present didn’t turn out too badly 🙂 t.co/9Q9XkkY7
  (2011/12/23)
• I think it’s time to arrange a GoKarting event for @PalePurpleLtd and some hangers on for early Jan 2012.
  (2011/12/23)
• Today is time to panic that you do not have enough presents to give; thankfully(!) Bromsgrove is crap for shopping so it’s too late to fix.
  (2011/12/23)
• RT @_Victoria_T: Urgently seeking #PHP #Developer for permanent position based in #West #Midlands please pass my details to anyone looki …
  (2011/12/23)
• RT @oziesimmons: Xerox is on a list of pro-SOPA corporations. Let the irony of that one sink in for a bit. #copythis
  (2011/12/23)
• DANGER – The supermarkets will soon be shut for ONE DAY! Remember to stock up on the essentials (chocolate, sweets, cheese, wine, nibbles).
  (2011/12/22)
• Now to preempt excessive eating by excessive exercise (10km+ run, Stourbridge rd). It’s a shame our customers for trying to fatten us up…
  (2011/12/22, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Hopefully the antibiotics will help @rowangoodwin feel somewhat better over xmas #earInfection #crossingFingersAndToes
  (2011/12/22)
• Only 16 new answer-phone messages on my mobile. Oops.
  (2011/12/20, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I think the chainsaw and pneumatic drill have succeeded in their evil quest. I am now awake.
  (2011/12/20, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Great karting with MrKarting (nr Leamington spa).
  I was 4th :-/ cold fingers and toes and tired wrists…. Thanks @ukscores
  (2011/12/19, Stratford-on-Avon, Warwickshire)
• It’s raining (lightly) and the roads are frozen. Weeeeeeeee….
  (2011/12/19, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Server migration complete. That seems to have taken up half of today. :-/
  (2011/12/19, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Excellent. Another @mybrewerytap box has arrived. Now, do I share it with my
  employees ….
  (2011/12/18, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Shortcut found to work. It’s now ~2 minutes walk away 🙂
  (2011/12/18, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• “do you wont a window cleaner” … #Bromsgrove #fail t.co/9gOeXzkr
  (2011/12/18, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Get a free Xperia™ arc S for Christmas :: Anorak News t.co/wunx5MJu via @TheAnorak #competition
  (2011/12/18)
• It’s time for the country to grind to a halt. Killer snow pandemic !! t.co/eYo2Nay9
  (2011/12/16, Barnet, London)
• Today: spectrum, micro, kvstore and eclipse+xdebug (#BBC training). After a nearly 2 year break my brain has refound some useful memories.
  (2011/12/15, Barnet, London)
• I think if you’re running speed is only a little faster than my walking speed, then you’re doing something wrong.
  (2011/12/15)
• Why do I have trouble sleeping every Monday night ?
  (2011/12/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• After seeing the weather alerts on BBC news I’m wondering if parking my car under a tree was the best idea … #NotSureWhereElseItCanGo.
  (2011/12/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Ooh. New release of wordpress (v3.3). It’ll be time to upgrade tomorrow. Thanks for the Xmas present @wordpress !
  (2011/12/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Jeez mobile internet is so slow without 3G. How did we survive on dialup? And in 10 years time what will we deem ‘horribly slow’ – 5mbit?
  (2011/12/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• House move complete. It took ~5 hours.
  (2011/12/12, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @mikko: Oops. Maybe nobody will notice. t.co/QTXos25N
  /pic via @Forensication
  (2011/12/11)
• Oh, #NewTwitter… again…. meh.
  (2011/12/11)
• “Give blood. Play hockey”. Says the T-shirt I’ve won via @bromsgrovehc‘s raffle.
  (2011/12/11, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Bromsgrove iix 5-4 vs Kidderminster iix. (friendly). #hockey (cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2011/12/10, Redditch, Worcestershire)
• Mutter mutter health and safety bollocks mutter mutter. (now to hope I don’t get injured on said icy pitch)
  (2011/12/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Typical! I’m back in Bromsgrove and get a phone call of “Kidderminster are pissed off re cancellation & want a friendly” Back to redditch…
  (2011/12/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Stupid all weather AstroTurf pitch is out of action due to frost. No hockey today 🙁 #Bromsgrove
  (2011/12/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• The christmas spirit has hit the office … And we have (or are) crackers. t.co/V7Oi3aI1
  (2011/12/09, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @tapbot_paul: To get back the DM tab in Twitter for iOS just swipe up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
  (2011/12/08)
• Octonauts Octopod – £47 quid on Amazon; Tesco online – £35. t.co/vvKMDvUR and t.co/Sz3Mnbw2 Bad Amazon. #SpoiltChildren
  (2011/12/08)
• 45 minutes in the oven at ~200’c is a bit much I guess. #fail #cooking t.co/E2Nzrnut
  (2011/12/08, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I <3 legacy PHP code (Sql Injection, magic quotes, sprintf etc) t.co/L8PYhbNW
  (2011/12/08)
• Bromsgrove’s shoppers have clearly realised that parking restrictions are not enforced in the coop / retail park car park. #nearlyFull #free
  (2011/12/08, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @schwuk: Stormtrooper Motorcycle Leathers – Awesome, but Scout Trooper leathers would have been perfect! t.co/xmSVD0pB
  (2011/12/07)
• I pickup keys to my new place on Monday – Here’s to hoping I still have a working phone line at home and BT/BeThere haven’t been over eager
  (2011/12/07)
• Sound the octo-alert vegimal style!
  (2011/12/06, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @rowangoodwin: SQUIRREL! Come back down!! t.co/JkHZN9iG
  (2011/12/04)
• RT @WPBhamUK: Next WordPress Birmingham meetup is Weds 7th December, Old Joint Stock, 6.30pm onwards. t.co/LJ7egP3y
  (2011/12/04)
• Ten pin bowling scores: Anya 110, me: 96, Rowan 89.
  (2011/12/04, Birmingham, Birmingham)
• Slowly learning to scroll “the right way” #lion ….
  (2011/12/03)
• Bromsgrove 3xi 1:5(?) Droitwich. 🙁 ( cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2011/12/03, Wychavon, Worcestershire)
• Using Solr for text searching with WordPress howto – for Debian Lenny – t.co/6sf56270 (tomcat5.5 + wordpress 3.x + Solr 3.4)
  (2011/11/30)
• RT @BromsgroveDC: Strike action: customer service centres are operating as normal. #bromsgrove
  (2011/11/30)
• I think I quite like Mockingbird for Wireframe designs/mockups. t.co/dKVfEeje
  (2011/11/29)
• Hopefully none of my websites are on this list – t.co/rWDjasPd
  (2011/11/29)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: Our first android app for the mobile wearable watch – #imwatch – is complete.
  (2011/11/28)
• Now … What’s this about tram lady? Presumably a bit like cat bin woman?
  (2011/11/28, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I’m surprised they didn’t specify a LED telly, xbox 360 and a tumble drier too….
  (2011/11/28, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Today on Bromsgrove freecycle “…NEED SOFA, WASHING MACHINE,TABLE &
  CHAIRS,WARDROBES,TV & CABINET,COOKER, FRIDGE,FREEZER” #notAskingForMuch
  (2011/11/28, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @guardiantech: Computer lessons are out of date, admits government t.co/bF6TImhS
  (2011/11/28)
• In other news, today’s coffee was probably stronger than redbull etc. #buzzing #hyper
  (2011/11/28, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Yippee. @simplylets are the bestest letting agents eva!!1! #happy #movingBeforeXmas
  (2011/11/28, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• The Life of a Software Engineer – t.co/6tftRG5c (“This time I will build a solid foundation … Oh, I’ve done it again haven’t I?”)
  (2011/11/27)
• Coo – just found out about sloppy backports – PostgreSQL 9.0 on Lenny “deb t.co/q2LR0a94 lenny-backports-sloppy main” #debian
  (2011/11/27)
• Bromsgrove 3xi 3:2 Evesham (cc @BromsgroveHC) #hockey
  (2011/11/26)
• RT @entrepreneurs4f: We are accepting applications for our next intake! Deadline 30th Nov, apply now to help launch your tech startup ht …
  (2011/11/25)
• Come on estate agent. Phone me back with good news. (hint hint @SimplyLets ).
  (2011/11/25, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Woke up and had a Nosebleed. I’ve not had one in ages. Hope this isn’t the first of many.
  (2011/11/25, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Forgetting the passphrase to my gpg encrypted password file isn’t my finest moment…. vim doc/passwords.asc … .oO( err.. oh crap ) 🙁
  (2011/11/24)
• Alcohol soaked tampons, perhaps not the way forward. t.co/nXsld2so
  (2011/11/24)
• RT @bhamsouthpolice: Good morning and welcome to the 3rd Birmingham South Police 24 hour Tweet-a-thon!We are looking forward to tweeting …
  (2011/11/24)
• varnish++ (of the geeky variety, not the girly variety)
  (2011/11/24)
• Denial of Service, the old fashioned approach – coordinated posting of Xmas cards … Take that Royal Mail!
  (1999/02/16, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)