Automated twitter compilation up to 04 November 2011

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog (i.e. David Goodwin) up to 04 November 2011

• Lets drop tablet PCs out of a ‘copter into villages, then come back 1 year later & see if they can read! t.co/m0GE34Io #olpc #wtf
  (2011/11/04)
• RT @ThePoke: WHSmith have pulled off a publishing coup t.co/cTQKuWwC
  (2011/11/03)
• Suggestions sought for something to assist internal code reviews (perhaps with workflow support?) keywords: git/svn/php/js/trac.
  (2011/11/03, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I managed to talk to my sister for 30 minutes. That’s almost a record.
  (2011/11/03, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• That was very yummy sushi for lunch. Strange that the restaurant is pretty much hidden via a random grocery shop.
  (2011/11/03, Camden, London)
• Off to London. It’s almost as if there’s a conspiracy to stop me being at the office this week.
  (2011/11/03, Solihull, Solihull)
• Dear neighbours, while I’m not wanting to be judgemental, I really think your “Leigh-un” (18-24 mths?) should be asleep now. Kthxbai.
  (2011/11/02, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• It’s too late to check if this “is the flight to Liverpool?” once you’re on the plane in spain and the doors are shut.
  (2011/11/01, Halton, Halton)
• Hello Liverpool. I see you greet me with rain.
  (2011/11/01, Halton, Halton)
• Goodbye Barcelona.
  (2011/11/01, Sant Pere de Ribes, Barcelona)
• Silly Spanish have TVs measured in inches. I wonder if the French do? I thought metric was the way forward and imperial was for us Anglos…
  (2011/10/28, Cornellà de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• RT @grifferz: ♺ @undunc: Do NOT attempt to answer this question t.co/NPHfgboX – your head will explode
  (2011/10/28)
• RT @OpenRightsGroup: Bytemark donating £3k a year hosting to ORG! Thank you 🙂 t.co/k9A09UkX t.co/A8mKL0Qt
  (2011/10/28)
• Time to learn more about Apache solr. #pbc11.
  (2011/10/28, Cornellà de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• Nice to see a presentation using memegenerator.net #pbc11 and it’s sponsored my Microsoft.
  (2011/10/28, Cornellà de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• Yummy yummy. #pbc11 t.co/AXljCZog
  (2011/10/28, Cornellà de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• Stopping every ~25 mins is similar to some anti RSI techniques (forced breaks) (cc/@giorgiosironi) ubuntu has something which helps #pbc11
  (2011/10/28, Sant Joan Despí, Barcelona)
• Thanks @giorgiosironi – Pomodoro technique – Good slides/presentation. Interesting stuff. #pbc11
  (2011/10/28, Torrelles de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• Hola Barcelona.
  (2011/10/27, Santa Coloma de Cervelló, Barcelona)
• While waiting for easyjet to sort out the plane to Barcelona, it seems all my customers want to phone me. Great timing people!
  (2011/10/27, Liverpool, Liverpool)
• Well, the Richard Grey remix of Thriller was a mistake wasn’t it. #abp-80s
  (2011/10/27, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• The RedCross must think I’m poor or stingy – they’ve sent me two free Xmas cards in the post. Still that’s my mother and sister sorted!
  (2011/10/26, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• The work fridge has been literally filled with Aero yoghurts and chocolate cheesecakes. They fell out as I opened the door #diet #seefood
  (2011/10/26)
• Thanks for killing yourself Dovecot. Much appreciated. t.co/A3sCQii0
  (2011/10/26)
• Amazon have started to send me emails suggesting Thomas trains, Misty Islands, Diesel Steamworks and more. Peep-Peep-Peep.
  (2011/10/26)
• Looking at the @phpbarcelona conference schedule – it looks good!
  (2011/10/26, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Wondering why a customer has emailed saying : “…. is pretty urgent lol”.
  Should I reply dropping random ‘lol’s in?
  (2011/10/25)
• The sales droid listened to Nyancat for 3m+; I’ve just been sidetracked into wasting 20 minutes creating a Nyancat iphone ringtone :~\
  (2011/10/25)
• *ring ring*
  “Hi, it’s Tom from FedEx… doing a quick data cleanse, it won’t take long.”,
  “Yes, I’ll put you through”
  *Ext 106 Mr NYANCAT*
  (2011/10/25)
• RT @sussex_police: anyone planning to rise from the dead for Beach of the Dead tomorrow, make sure you respect the city in your hunt for …
  (2011/10/23)
• The Housman challenge. It involves shoes. #Bromsgrove
  (2011/10/22, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Bromsgrove 3xi vs Aldridge. 1:0 win 🙂 (cc @BromsgroveHC)
  (2011/10/22, Walsall, Walsall)
• “Ilkley Black” is one of the best beers I’ve had all year; Thank you @mybrewerytap (see t.co/mGFu0M1m and t.co/0QFQEHUN )
  (2011/10/21)
• I <3 ack-grep, now I just need to figure out why WordPress isn’t allowing some image uploads when it /should/ god-damn-it
  (2011/10/21)
• RT @mishacollins: Someone Twitted a petition to outlaw crushing kittens to death. But it’s a slippery slope. Next might we lose our righ …
  (2011/10/21)
• The fix I need for my car glove compartment – t.co/E2bbhq2Y ( Thanks to @Aypok )
  (2011/10/21)
• Ended up buying two cheesy twist pastries in Coop for 20p – but I wanted chocolate ones. #fail #PastriesAreCheapAfter7pm.
  (2011/10/20, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• How does mediatemple’s ve hosting pass PCI DSS compliance scans when cpanel on :4643 seems vulnerable (assuming all host servers are equal)
  (2011/10/20)
• Today I ordered an SSD drive to run our work virtual machines off. I’m fed up of waiting for the VMs (mostly windows) to “do stuff”.
  (2011/10/20)
• I think my son is picking up Lenny Henry’s accent from a Cbeebies online flash game (big and small).
  (2011/10/20, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Bicycle puncture problem solved – tyre is worn out. Stupid thin skinny thing … I miss my mountain bike.
  (2011/10/19)
• Recently on my local freecycle group: “In desperate need of a TV any size or make a flat screen model would be greatful” #sigh
  (2011/10/19)
• Stupid €$¥$ing bicycle has another flat rear tyre. I’m starting to think my rear wheel is dead. Grrrrr.
  (2011/10/19, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @tdmderrin: I’m hiring! Java & PHP Developer / Linux Server Admin at TDM Ltd – Dudley, United Kingdom #jobs t.co/iXY5ikQH
  (2011/10/19)
• Going back to the retrospective NDA – they spelt their company name incorrectly… *sigh*.
  (2011/10/18)
• “Now you’ve done some work for us, could you sign an NDA please?”
  Horse. Stable. Door. Shut.
  (2011/10/18)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: It’s free beer day ! (thanks @mybrewerytap – selection looks great!) t.co/Q4XeOdeZ
  (2011/10/18)
• My son has been nagging me to tidy up! #TheWormHasTurned.
  (2011/10/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @guardiantech: BlackBerry users in line for $100 worth of free apps in compensation t.co/qKlNoAWk
  (2011/10/17)
• Ordered some new balls for Screwball Scramble; only £3 inc postage – bargain – thank you @TomyToys !
  (2011/10/17)
• “I’m ill…. Trains? Did you say Trains?…. Yes please!!!!” t.co/8HHELEqS
  (2011/10/17, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @Pewari: Mind you, Siri just offered to remind me that @akrabat is my husband. I hadn’t realised our relationship was that bad…
  (2011/10/15)
• “Inbox — PalePurple mail (david) (666 messages)” I can’t help but think there’s a hint in there somewhere.
  (2011/10/15)
• Students in the sea. Weirdos. t.co/8xBiNkif
  (2011/10/15, Ceredigion, Ceredigion)
• Hello Aberystwyth
  (2011/10/15, Ceredigion, Ceredigion)
• The tit who nearly drove into me while cutting the corner subsequently bashed someone else on another corner he cut 100 metres away.
  (2011/10/14, Wyre Forest, Worcestershire)
• Screme egg? Whatever next ? Nice idea cadburys. t.co/jas3ja99
  (2011/10/14, Redditch, Worcestershire)
• Screw ball scramble! t.co/jVKtnrsJ
  (2011/10/14, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Almost sent a quote to a customer where I’d mixed up hourly and daily rates. They almost had a bargain!
  (2011/10/14, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Sales Droid: “So what do you like most about your current mobile handset”
  Me: “It’s expensive”
  Sales Droid: <KThxBai/>
  (2011/10/13)
• RT @glynmoody: UK gov admits it has *no* evidence “on the scale & nature of infringement of copyright by websites” – t.co/4pGH6Jp …
  (2011/10/13)
• What a rubbish showcase(?) for the UK Web design industry – t.co/dZih5CQJ #tables #W3CValidationFail #annoyingPopup @ukwda
  (2011/10/13)
• Ooh. It looks quite likely I’ll be in Rome training (PHP Security) for 3 days soon. #win
  (2011/10/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Wake up @rowangoodwin!!
  (2011/10/13, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @jbrains: int main(int argc, char** argv) { printf(“Goodbye, Dennis.\n”); return 0; }
  (2011/10/13)
• Force-feeding death mother guilty – t.co/gSrS5JQx
  (2011/10/12, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Client: “Can we just leverage …”
  Me (thinking): isn’t over leveraging what got the economy in this trouble …
  (2011/10/12, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Seti@home email fail …. t.co/3NV92omi
  (2011/10/12, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I’m surprised “they” still sell bangers for kids to throw around. #fireworks #sortof
  (2011/10/12, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Co-Op sell a yummy chocolate cherry cheese cake; but – ~50% of daily fat/sugar allowance. Now I want another.
  (2011/10/12)
• Found a ‘:w’ embedded in an SQL query. It’d been there for a year and no one had noticed… oops.
  (2011/10/11)
• It’s a hard morning when the kids sleep in till 8am. #jinxingHimself
  (2011/10/11, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @InjusticeFacts: In the 1970s Nestle killed more than 400,000 children in developing countries by promoting infant formula over breas …
  (2011/10/10)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: Website updated – we’d love your feedback – t.co/6jeU6tLH
  (2011/10/10)
• My bike’s puncture was from a loose spoke. First time for a loose spoke.
  (2011/10/09, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• My smoke alarm is rubbish. It’s <5 metres away from my sleeping daughter, and it didn’t wake her up when it went off. #ExcellentCooking
  (2011/10/09, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Have you already submitted your response to new BBC Micro project? Please encourage others in your network as well t.co/iaYA1XqF
  (2011/10/09, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @BytemarkUK: t.co/yyKGZVE0 – lots of new features in the latest client/server release including additional IPv4 addresses and …
  (2011/10/09)
• RT @portseven: Have you already submitted your response to new BBC Micro project? Please encourage others in your network as well http:/ …
  (2011/10/09)
• It seems child[0] is having a bad day.
  (2011/10/09, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Thank you to the #phpnw11 organisers and crew. Excellent conference – it keeps growing each year.
  (2011/10/08, Manchester, Manchester)
• Great talk by @scottmac on facebook. Scary data figures, awesome automation and tools.#phpnw11
  (2011/10/08, Manchester, Manchester)
• Thank you @PHPWomen for the birthday cake 🙂 #phpnw11 #unconference
  (2011/10/08, Manchester, Manchester)
• Failing to understand what to do with the wifi codes at the venue – what network name are they for? #phpnw
  (2011/10/08, Manchester, Manchester)
• Arrived at phpnw. <?php echo “Hello all. “; ?>
  (2011/10/08, Cheshire East, Cheshire East)
• RT @anya_goodwin: Don’t come to bed too early Daddy. If you do I’ll only wake you up at
  midnight for a drink….
  (2011/10/06)
• Crap. My calf feels like it wants to cramp up tonight as well. Grrr.
  (2011/10/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Children asleep. Now for a bit of work and some hot chocolate before I join them.
  (2011/10/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @Tom_Messett: Guy buying train coffee. “No lid thanks.” – You have to, it’s health & safety – “I’ve just come back from Afghanistan, …
  (2011/10/05)
• CV arrives in post (sent to v old address), contains, invalid email address (no @) and says he’s interested in his Girlfriend. #wtf
  (2011/10/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @NixiePixel: “A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…”
  (2011/10/05)
• RT @Oatmeal: An iPhone 4s, you say? t.co/pgBJrxfa
  (2011/10/05)
• Time to run across Bromsgrove armed with my hockey sticks. Come on zombies come and get me. #IWillBeReady #apocalypse
  (2011/10/04, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I can only think of BLUE after seeing this. t.co/nAicyK6R
  (2011/10/04, Solihull, Solihull)
• RT @Lord_G_Almighty: Why do people insist on upsetting Jesus by wearing crosses? I bet Princess Diana doesn’t wear a Mercedes Benz penda …
  (2011/10/04)
• Hopefully heading home from London soon. Perhaps I’ll be in time for hockey training this evening 🙂
  (2011/10/04, Camden, London)
• RT @theJeremyVine: Mystery over this article on Mail website last night, which described in detail events after Knox LOST appeal: http:/ …
  (2011/10/04)