Automated twitter compilation up to 12 April 2015

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 12 April 2015

I’m sceptical about my phone saying 71% battery at the end of the day. #z3c #Xperia Bromsgrove, England 2015/04/11
RT Why do we surface dress roads? Prevention is better than cure as the saying goes. Questions answered here – ow.ly/Lr2tm 2015/04/10
RT *man gets hit by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then yellow*

*policeman informs family*

“There’s no easy way to say this..” 2015/04/09
First wasp of the year killed. Bromsgrove, England 2015/04/10
RT Waiting for the #lollipop update on my Xperia Z3 compact like –

2015/04/09
RT How to survive a police encounter. RIP Walter Scott

2015/04/09
RT “What do we want?”

“More levels of indirection!”

“When do we want it?”

“Ask my IDateTimeFactoryImplBeanSingletonProxy!” 2015/04/09
RT Did we mention #swag? @Dot_York, grab your charger now and keep tweeting all day!

2015/04/09
RT Even 5-year-olds have had enough

2015/04/09
RT This is what you sound like when refusing to address technical debt. #programming

2015/04/07
RT MY DOG THREW UP WHILE I WAS TAKING A SELFIE

2015/04/06
RT Some joker tried to get me to drink a pint of warm, yellow, foul smelling liquid at a party last night…No chance! It was a Budweiser. 2015/04/08
RT UKIP candidate quits to become immigrant, takes indigenous job: www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/ukip-rocked-as-candidate-stands-down-at-last-moment-1-6670382 @WomenDefyUKIP 2015/04/05
RT Coder leaves nothing to chance www.commitstrip.com/2015/04/08/coder-leaves-nothing-to-chance/

2015/04/08
RT What’s worse than ISIS.

2015/04/08
RT It’s great to see @BromsgroveHC stronger than ever – here’s the @Brom_Advertiser report on my visit bromsgroveadvertiser.co.uk/news/12722700.Bromsgrove_Hockey_Club_welcomes_former_player_and_parliamentary_candidate_to_present_awards/ #Bromsgrove Bromsgrove, England 2015/04/06
RT Lol setting a reminder for certificate expiration this time, I promise! 2015/04/06
RT Great post from @mcfunley, “Choose Boring Technology” mcfunley.com/choose-boring-technology 2015/04/05
RT I told you so, again. If you’re not running xscreensaver, it’s safe to assume that your screen does not lock. Once… jwz.org/b/yiKc 2015/04/04
RT Bromsgrove town centre – Saturday afternoon. Thank you Conservative council. #VoteLabour

2015/04/04
RT A group of magicians supported WMP earlier this week by planting #SpotThePickpocket cards on unsuspecting victims. ow.ly/L8bRy 2015/04/05
RT 147 people killed in Kenya university shooting. Unlike C. Hebdo attack, no world leader marched. Happy Easter

2015/04/04
RT Panorama taken while rolling down a hill ”

2015/04/04
RT BREAKING NEWS: A mummy covered in chocolate & nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche #runsquickly 2015/04/05