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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-07

  • Bromsgrove 4ths lost match. Perhaps 3-1. Well done Ludlow. #hockey #
  • Clearly to balance out the karma (lie in), @rowangoodwin is having many wee-accidents. Two sets of clothes now used :-/ #
  • I have the cleverest son ever. He didn't wake till 830am (on a saturday). Result. #
  • Now @aypok has finally learnt how to cook sausages. #fail #
  • Lloydstsb I am beginning to hate you. This card reader boll–ks is not helpful. #businessbanking #fail #
  • The sausage cooking preparations begin. #FatMinions #SausageWeek #
  • Now wishing I'd not had quite so much to eat for dinner. I might be waddling on the hockey pitch. 🙁 #
  • ProTip: Application feedback/suggestion loops are unlikely to be working if the SQL contains "…. order by rand()" #
  • RT @PalePurpleLtd Apparently we're in sausage week. Co-op has been raided and cooking is underway. #
  • "Daniel trusted god". And that is why he failed.

    Why does @rowangoodwin want all the trains? http://twitpic.com/33iqau #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-07

  • Bromsgrove 4ths lost match. Perhaps 3-1. Well done Ludlow. #hockey #
  • Clearly to balance out the karma (lie in), @rowangoodwin is having many wee-accidents. Two sets of clothes now used :-/ #
  • I have the cleverest son ever. He didn't wake till 830am (on a saturday). Result. #
  • Now @aypok has finally learnt how to cook sausages. #fail #
  • Lloydstsb I am beginning to hate you. This card reader boll–ks is not helpful. #businessbanking #fail #
  • The sausage cooking preparations begin. #FatMinions #SausageWeek #
  • Now wishing I'd not had quite so much to eat for dinner. I might be waddling on the hockey pitch. 🙁 #
  • ProTip: Application feedback/suggestion loops are unlikely to be working if the SQL contains "…. order by rand()" #
  • RT @PalePurpleLtd Apparently we're in sausage week. Co-op has been raided and cooking is underway. #
  • "Daniel trusted god". And that is why he failed.

    Why does @rowangoodwin want all the trains? http://twitpic.com/33iqau #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-03

  • I sweat. A lot. #
  • I think minecraft is overtaking the office. There's already an internal server. *sigh*. #
  • Hello orange shop and xperia 10 mini thing. I'm glad it wont be my phone (horrible keyboard) #
  • It wouldn't be the Post Office if there was no queue. #
  • Once were warriors #oneofmyfavoritemovies #
  • Mystery solved:
    grep -i 'drop database mysql' ~/.mysql_history |wc -l = 1. *sigh* (not my server, I just need to migrate site off) #mysql #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-19

  • Welcome @LeaseDeskDotCom to Twitter. They have a very nice looking application (PHP/MySQL etc) *cough* #
  • Php / mysql performance blog post – removing the need for a separate 'count' query when searching. #mysql http://bit.ly/caEXlx #
  • Swinging in the park. #
  • You know you're going to have "fun" reviewing code when you see foo.php foo.20090101.php foo_old.php etc etc. #
  • Logging in to a website with username of "' or 1=1 or '". Result! #sqlinjection #security #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

  • Hammer and chisel = superior fridge de-icing 🙂 #
  • Well the new office's dsl connection seems to be 80% working. Just no dhcp response. :-/ #
  • Looks fun 🙂 What's your role @schwukette ? (@schwukette)http://yfrog.com/n1x5ejj #
  • Wish the Chav family here could resist smoking in the playground. Grr. #arrowvalley #
  • I have swingers shoulder. #
  • Waiting for @rowangoodwin to wake up. Then buy lunch, duck food and stuff before invading the park and stealing ice cream. #
  • If only "attaching a screenshot" did not involve a word document. #
  • The train may soon go on holiday. #
  • http://www.kingtonlions.org/EventDetail.asp?EventNo=3781&Section=Information – Aberystwyth to Kington bike ride; 5th sept. #
  • Patiently waiting for @bitesms to release a fix for the facebook vs bitesms issue #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-22

  • Tonight I will be dreaming "single, double, king. £3". How can you keep shouting that continually for hours on end you horrible man? #
  • Come on. DVDs are £1… Roll up.. Roll up. #
  • A very fat woman just bought maternity trousers from. So glad I'm not her. #studley #carboot #
  • My poor toe. http://yfrog.com/7dsy0zj – moral: better trainers needed for hockey. #
  • Good hockey games. Body aching, toe nicely bruised. #
  • "hello? Happy birthday to you too. Bye!" #toddler #phoneconversation #
  • Why won't @rowangoodwin say "[flash] gordon's alive!"… #
  • -> RT @dick_turpin iphone users have more sex than Android users http://ping.fm/sRDjd <- oh really? Why do my employees want 'droids? #
  • Facebook places eh? 4sq might soon be made redundant. Wish the updated iphone app worked for me tho. #
  • We have a new weapon against automated sales calls. tt-weasels and tt-monkeys. Thanks #asterisk #
  • Why can't a uni compsci dept. put a form online? Must i really print, write on dead tree and scan it in to submit/email. Grr. #aber #fail #
  • Today I did a total of 101 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 3, Day 2, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • #WhatWouldYouTellYour18YearOldSelf Here are the lottery numbers for the next month 🙂 #
  • Who'd have known… Dodford is quite good for mountain biking 🙂 Nutnells wood and Pepperwood -good evening 🙂 http://osm.org/go/euw@v@f4- #
  • To cycle or run; that is the question of this evening. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-15

  • Sorcerers apprentice 7/10. Better than inception. #
  • pah, sorcerers apprentice.. i know what i meant. #
  • Internet: last airbender or the magicians apprentice? #
  • Today I did a total of 85 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 3, Day 1, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10965608 rise of the MAMILS (Middle Aged Men in Lycra) – middle aged men cycling…. #
  • Shopping for three items turned into three carrier bags of stuff. #fail #
  • Good morning sunny Aberystwyth. We are armed with bucket and spade. Beware locals. #
  • The wheels on the bus go round and round….. And I'm falling asleep. #
  • £3 for the largest starbucks hot chocolate which isn't very big. Tasted crap. Should stick to costa or buy my own galaxy. #grumpyoldman #
  • I'm so cool. I have a Thomas the tank engine ringtone. #hip #cool #dad #
  • Seaside today. Better wake up early for once…. #
  • Rowan says I'm Shrek. ROAAAAAR!! #
  • Chocolate: £6.50ish, envelope: £1.50, postage to Canada: £12. Lesson learnt: don't bet with foreigners. #
  • http://code.google.com/p/iphone-backup-decoder/ <- seems to work quite well. Win. #
  • Clearly now is a bad time to go shopping for take away lunch. #
  • Install wordpress from svn && firewall webserver to not make port 80 requests out from apache && modify class-snoopy.php -> perhaps secure? #
  • #phpwm meeting tomorrow; don't forget … Or BurgerWM as some are referring to it already… #food #faminearoundthecorner #
  • To think, I was pretty sure I'd turned off the twitter integration in those exercise apps. #fail on my behalf. #
  • Today I did a total of 126 situps thanks to the 200 Situps iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 3, Level 3) #200Situps #
  • Today I did a total of 86 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 3, Level 3) #100Pushups #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-08

  • Woke to the sound of lions roaring at 4am… (well I think it's the lions; not like the MGM lion) #
  • Campfire's burning .. Campfire's burning…. Draw nearer. http://yfrog.com/eqc4fj #
  • We're going to be camping at the safari park. ROAR! ROAR! #
  • Today I did a total of 111 situps thanks to the 200 Situps iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 2, Level 3) #200Situps #
  • Today I did a total of 75 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 2, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Coffee + hot chocolate seems a good drink. Why do shops not sell chocolate coffee or hot choffee? #
  • "I design monkeys for zoos" … #pickupline #dayjob http://www.b3ta.com/questions/stupidity/post667972 #
  • Achilles tendonopathy (sp?). Exercises should fix it. Thanks to Taft physiotherapy, 46 new road, bromsgrove #
  • And now to physio-ize my ankle. I'm fed up not being able to run. #
  • Yey. Fixed a long standing sporadic bug … Silly soap data types. #
  • Today I did a total of 68 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 2, Day 1, Level 3) #100Pushups #
  • Jailbreakme worked first time. Quick. Exceedingly easy. Idiot proof. Well done @comex etc #
  • Jailbreakme looks excellent. Apple will be pissed that it appears so easy to do. I've so missed sbsettings and bitesms #
  • Toy story 3 …. Someone's transfixed by the big big big telly a least. Shame there's a head in my way. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-01

  • Sea life centre – £10ish… Seeing your son run into a mirror twice in a hall of mirrors – priceless. #evildad #
  • Apple Grammar fail (their != they're) http://store.apple.com/uk/product/H0462ZM/A?fnode=MTY1NDA0Ng&mco=MTM3NTE4NzA #
  • Birmingham sealife centre for me today it seems. #
  • RT @madeupstats 16% of the residents of Newark are unaware that their hometown is an anagram of 'Wanker'. #
  • Ooh, look… fancy URL rewriting (e.g. http://…./Light_Therapy) … I wonder what'll happen when I put a ' in there… #sqlinjection #
  • Protip – Webdevs submitting a CV, check your reference URLs; today's example: 2 domains parked; 2+ have SQL injections in the URL #
  • I told Ofcom what's wrong with the #DEAct code It only takes 2 min http://bit.ly/reply-to-ofcom #
  • Thanks for the nits toddler…. #joysofparenthood #
  • Nom nom. 5 crunch corners for £1. 52p each. Crazy stuff @asda #
  • 'ukathletics ltd' sent me some spam – 'london disability athletics challenge' … containing only remote images #accessibility #fail #
  • Why don't cows lay round bottles any longer? Is this a case of genetic over engineering? #
  • I wonder what people put in sandwiches before cheese was invented? #
  • The BBC's Sherlock (well first epsiode) was pretty good – glad to finally see some decent UK telly. #
  • while [ true ]; do echo 'thanks for waiting, one of our advisors will be with you as soon as possible'; done #onhold #hmrc #tax is-taxing #
  • I hope it's bromsgrove's air that smells of crap and not me… #
  • Email:"only 7 weeks to marathon… Get training". Me: that might be a problem as both legs voice displeasure. Stupid body. #
  • In other news, I'm now mayor of the cinema after two visits on 4sq. Guess no one plays it around here… #backwardsbirmingham #
  • Saw inception today. OK, but predators was better. End & plot twist too predictable #caveman #unculturedmanwhoprobablydidntgetit #