Automated twitter compilation up to 31 May 2015

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 31 May 2015

RT All error messages have been replaced with “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” since you don’t bother to read them anyways 2015/05/30
RT This is my new favorite GIF.

2015/05/28
RT The pitfalls of using ssh-agent, or how to use an agent safely – rabexc.org/posts/pitfalls-of-ssh-agents 2015/05/30
Today’s joke …

2015/05/30
RT Must-read: “Announcing GitTorrent: A Decentralized GitHub” — blog.printf.net/articles/2015/05/29/announcing-gittorrent-a-decentralized-github/ 2015/05/29
After breaking something momentarily at work yesterday, I was told I should have been drinking beer instead. 2015/05/30
RT Obligatory beach picture.

2015/05/29
RT Always stuck somewhere in my head www.commitstrip.com/2015/05/29/always-stuck-somewhere-in-my-head/

2015/05/29
RT Today my daughter is 18. Proof that even when exposed to the most inept and haphazard mothers, rather decent humans can result. 2015/05/29
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2015/05/29
RT Client wants to talk about why their pages load slowly. Yes, let’s talk about that.

2015/05/29
RT Protip: just becaue you are a developer that uses puppet, ansible or docker, does not make you do “devops”… 2015/05/30
RT Everybody, please avoid @sourceforge! The faster it dies, the less damage it’ll do going down. https://twitter.com/lgworld/status/603226552294383616 2015/05/27
RT 9 year old Adam was so angry he had 8 greens in a pack of Fruit Pastilles he wrote this! x freerad.io/1SzUAHk

2015/05/27
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2015/05/18
There’s a chance there will be no risotto left to eat. #hygiene #testing 2015/05/27
RT The nonsense language of modern politics. Does this mean that if I quit my job I can do as many drugs as I like?

2015/05/27
RT Aw, fuck

2015/05/25
RT IT Consulting Magic

www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/05/27/it-consulting-magic/

2015/05/27
RT “Snooper’s Charter gets even more powers in Queen’s speech” from @WiredUK
#SnoopersCharter

www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-05/27/queens-speech-snoopers-charter 2015/05/27
RT “Unless action is taken immediately there is a risk that social intimacy will disappear within a decade.” -2004 news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4017225.stm 2015/05/27
RT Our previously shared PHP 7 benchmarks (www.zend.com/en/resources/php7_infographic) are already out-of-date. PHP 7 will be even faster!! https://twitter.com/ghrd/status/603220329624834048 2015/05/27
RT Traffic lights will be installed at ‘dangerous’ Bromsgrove junction – bromsgrovestandard.co.uk/news/traffic-lights-will-be-installed-at-dangerous-bromsgrove-junction/

2015/05/27
RT The Sun says that only paedophiles and terrorists benefit from the Human Rights Act, having previously used the Act to defend its own staff. 2015/05/27
RT Unix filesystems: How mv can be dangerous – hubs.ly/y0Qghq0 2015/05/25
RT Have you been waiting long?

1. “No don’t be silly” = 5 minutes

2. “Only a few minutes” = 15 minutes

3. “A little while” = days 2015/05/18
RT Looks like the oven is misbehaving today as well. I really, *really* hope that’s an integer underflow error…

2015/05/24
RT Still a fave. Funny, cuz it’s true… “I had a problem so I thought to use #Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory. ”

2015/05/24