Automated twitter compilation up to 06 March 2014

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog (i.e. David Goodwin) up to 06 March 2014

• A ducks life …. Clearly they like eating muck. t.co/PEHnn7BUHm

  
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• My teeth have been successfully sharpened. £18…
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• Pancake day? That’ll never catch on. #PancakeDay
  (2014/03/04, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire src)
• Bromsgrove’s high street. #BobTheBuilder t.co/8tIGN8UA8J

  
  (2014/03/04, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire src)
• Looking for Ukraine analysis? This a good place to start www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/02/crimea-crisis-russia-ukraine-cold-war
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• Happy RAID check day ! #linux
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• It’s a hard fact to swallow but we all live life alone www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/28/marital-expectations-couples-complete-one-other
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• Bromsgrove hockey ladies awesome Saturday. Played 3 won 3 scored 21 conceded 3. Could it get any better? @BromStandard @BromsgroveHC
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• ‘Murica700 via @mikko @TrustyCon www.youtube.com/user/TrustyCon t.co/3WYn6EDWbB

  
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• Hockey Bromsgrove men’s 3rds vs Droitwich. 0:0. :-/ (Cc @BromsgroveHC )
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• IKEA grammar fail (“Why not add a bowl of potato’s…”) #fail t.co/Ml89N57Qa6

  
  (2014/03/01, Walsall, Walsall src)
• @Ansible 1.5 now available with a faster OpenSSH transport, Vault, and many updates: blog.ansibleworks.com/2014/02/28/ansible-1-5-released/
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• Massive weekend 4 Bromsgrove Hockey. Men & Ladies in huge games. Like to give it a try yourself? Let me know @BromStandard @BromsSchool
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• Men use a pontoon to move a car in floodwaters in England. More Photos of the Day: on.wsj.com/N8SL6E (Getty) t.co/QeaNAsRj0r

  
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• When using APC with PHP, set `apc.stat_ctime=1` in php.ini. Found the tip in Scaling PHP Book by @stevencorona. Thanks for saving my sanity.
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• .@mattcutts I think I have spotted one, Matt. Note the similarities in the content text: t.co/uHux3rK57f

  
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• Trying to figure out why Chrome (OSX) gives “The site’s security certificate is not trusted!” for Foursquare.com #foursquare
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• Funky 3D eye in a browser near you – www.vill.ee/eye/ (webgl demo of an eye).
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• IKEA fail. #bjursta t.co/PL7IsarVXB

  
  (2014/02/26, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire src)
• I think I may have eaten too much rhubarb crumble. #feelingSedentary
  (2014/02/26, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire src)
• You wouldn’t steal a handbag… you wouldn’t write your own SSH Daemon in PHP… You wouldn’t deploy said code? Oh wait, MTGOX CEO did.
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• This is why you ALWAYS use `{` and `}` in conditional blocks in C-syntax languages, friends: https://www.imperialviolet.org/2014/02/22/applebug.html Laziness is never okay.
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• ★ On the Timing of iOS’s SSL Vulnerability and Apple’s ‘Addition’ to the NSA’s PRISM Program: df4.us/mgh
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• Hockey: Bromsgrove 3xi 4:3 Kings Heath. Great result. (Cc @BromsgroveHC )
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• ‘Offshored’ jobs heading back to region: Rising costs in China and the Far East means a boost for Midlands emp… bit.ly/1heh2kQ
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• Dog poo minefield. 🙁 t.co/V9JbjDCRBM

  
  (2014/02/18, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire src)
• “All of our operators are currently engaged. …”
  Presumably lots of weddings soon then NatWest ???
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• Your call is important to us and will be answered as soon as possible. #lies
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• Watching my tablet slow to a crawl as it installs weeks of app updates. #almostUnused #firstWorldProblems #nexus10
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• In Norway they’re spraying reindeer antlers w a reflective coating to protect them from cars j.mp/1ftOscV t.co/mtiq89AItU

  
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• Less commonly used UNIX commands: www.danielmiessler.com/blog/collection-of-less-commonly-used-unix-commands
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• Apostrophes. Commas. There/their. Were/we’re. To/too/two. Was/were. Definitely. It’s/Its. Those/them. It’s not that hard really is it? #ARGH
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• Today I’ve filled in a Winding up order to possibly present to Mr LatePayingCustomer #funtimes https://www.gov.uk/wind-up-a-company-that-owes-you-money
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• Bromsgrove 3xi hockey vs Wolverhampton – we won 3:0 🙂
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• PHP is Awesome bit.ly/MQgg4e
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• Google, I’m sorry to keep complaining, but can you please make using your apps with multiple accounts suck less? Pretty please?
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• Never quite gotten the point of flowers. “Here, I killed these for you… now watch them die.”
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• “I wanted to ask you a very important and timely question…”
  i.imgur.com/74iclM6.png
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• Bitter single man scuppered Valentine’s Day by booking every other seat at a cinema to stop couples sitting together www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10637954/Bitter-single-man-scuppers-Valentines-Day-for-cinema-goers.html
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• hahaha I thought I had feelings before I had children. I had no idea, NO IDEA what feelings even were. Recalibrated all axes.
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• Just another rainy day in Newlyn, UK, apparently. [via @traceysuckling] t.co/aTsApsoxLy

  
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• We have rules. t.co/pfXKgviu8w

  
  (2014/02/14, Manchester, Manchester src)
• Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Nagios is red
  OH FUCK THE SITE’S DOWN
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• Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Your bitcoins are in escrow
  on The Silk Road 2
  …bugger.
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• Meanwhile on erlang-questions, the lurking, it was good, and profitable… t.co/eCMw1BgbZa

  
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• Headteacher’s award ! Excellent tricky word spelling! t.co/f1jZ03XUfP

  
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• “Is it me, or is it a bit hot in here? Ah – you must be with @OvoEnergy!” #feellovedagain
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• The school jester #hair t.co/jGmZTVO12I

  
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• Sent my girlfriend a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day. Hope she’s not upset that I ate the rest of the box.
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• Free petrol in Bromsgrove ! t.co/WL1WEPnyJY

  
  (2014/02/06, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire src)
• Breaking Flanders #simpsons t.co/dKRJEFkp1J

  
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• Cannot. Be. Unseen. t.co/z7ZLKrrbQh

  
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• Rebooting an unbacked up server which had/has I/o issues & locked up. If only $customer listened to my warnings. Crossing fsck fingers ATM!
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• Simply brilliant. A poem. RT @iancawsey: I don’t normally like graffiti but……. t.co/CgFU0sYNcP

  
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• “@suejaned: so what did the ancient Herdwicks live on during winter without an awesome shepherd to feed hay?”They had an ancient shepherd

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• Instant feedback on your #phpunit tests while you’re editing code or tests. In case your editors won’t.. https://github.com/jaytaph/RealTimePHPUnit
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• Bromsgrove men 3xi vs streetly. Lost 2-1 🙁 #hockey (Cc @BromsgroveHC )
  (2014/02/01, Walsall, Walsall src)
• Theiyr’reTake that, grammar police.

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• Happy Chinese New year!! And it’s going to be a filthy one if BBC news subtitles are anything to go by….. t.co/Mie1zV1MAs

  
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• Harsh working conditions in Silicon Valley t.co/XlJJL3kPZN

  
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