Automated twitter compilation up to 01 June 2012

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog (i.e. David Goodwin) up to 01 June 2012

• I’m sure I was woken by the sound of someone playing loud classical music at ~4am.
  (2012/05/28, Hospitalet de Llobregat, Barcelona)
• It’s too hot in the UK. I’m going to escape to Barcelona. Bye !
  (2012/05/25, Solihull, Solihull)
• Only 7 typos in the first draft of a legal agreement from the solicitors. At least they got my name right. Dated 4th May, arrived today!
  (2012/05/23, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: David’s giving his “Everything is turning mobile” to BCS Wolverhampton tomorrow – See t.co/9aB8YEMa
  (2012/05/23)
• t.co/hw0QZcxT (FSCK – Y U SO SLOW?)
  (2012/05/20)
• Yesterday I cut my hand on the office server while fitting a new motherboard. It hasn’t crashed since. The Computer Gods have been appeased.
  (2012/05/20)
• The Goodyear blimp is flying over Bromsgrove
  (2012/05/20, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Wishes someone would stop ‘crying wolf’ all the time by putting ‘urgent’ in email subjects when it certainly isn’t.
  (2012/05/19, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• I don’t understand this shop. There are lots of fish pictures up – but they’re definitely not selling any. Lots of seats and toys though.
  (2012/05/19, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• 50% rise in bromsgrove parking fee? (@bromsgrovedc asda one). I was charged 60p for <30m; 40p a 2 days ago. Signs not showing new prices 🙁
  (2012/05/16, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Great service once again from @Halfords_uk #bicycle #bromsgrove
  (2012/05/16)
• RT @PhilipGHarris: While doing some research I came across the Best Unintentionally Sexual Church Signs. Still giggling. t.co/uDf …
  (2012/05/15)
• Domino’s website order tracker claims the Pizza was delivered ~5 mins ago – yet it hasn’t arrived yet … #TheStatisticsAreALie
  (2012/05/15)
• Stupid bike chain broke while cycling uphill to Rubery. Guess I won’t be doing 20-30 miles this morning then. #ExpensiveScooter
  (2012/05/13)
• RT @Handy_Grey: 50% of Friends Reunited users live in London, the other one lives in Bristol. #madeupstaturday
  (2012/05/12)
• My lazy children appear to be having a lie in. On a Saturday! The youth of today …. !! What’s the world coming to ?
  (2012/05/12, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: Blog post: Varnish helps WordPress performance t.co/drUcni4P
  (2012/05/11)
• RT @PalePurpleLtd: To celebrate getting a new customer, I offered the employees pizza. They seemed indifferent. Perhaps I should have of …
  (2012/05/11)
• I seem to have 6 apps on my iPhone stuck in a “the application x could not be downloaded”. A week ago it was only 1-2… #fail #stupidThing
  (2012/05/11, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Hundreds join public sector strike in Bromsgrove. Armed police & military deployed. Mass looting. #butNotToday t.co/pD0kG0gN
  (2012/05/10, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• One more reason to watch pirated films – t.co/wTeS4Fx6 (if you’re American dvds+blu-rays will have 2 unskippable ‘piracy kills’ ads)
  (2012/05/10)
• RT @shanselman: The Floppy Disk means Save, and 14 other old people Icons that don’t make sense anymore t.co/PegThlzZ
  (2012/05/10)
• RT @PierreJoye: #php 5.4.3 and 5.3.13 released! Announce: t.co/xS9mmvdo t.co/TNbRCEjV t.co/IHlXLCch Go Update! 🙂
  (2012/05/09)
• Can’t help think I’m doing something wrong…. using NetworkSolutions’ DNS control panel, and it’s reverted yesterday’s changes.
  (2012/05/07)
• RT @SteveNiles: What If The Male Avengers Posed Like The Female One? t.co/k2ZZaMan
  (2012/05/07)
• Enjoyed an early morning bike ride around Webheath/Aston Fields/Blackwell (sort of) yesterday. Nice to see the worcs countryside. ~12 miles
  (2012/05/07, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @sue_wiggins: Jesus has been at it again in Tescos t.co/7whKVBBG
  (2012/05/06)
• RT @liz_buckley: Fantastic retort from @jonsnowC4 to Murdoch t.co/ps1X9F55
  (2012/05/06)
• RT @Yakubu_24: Apparently some footballers are being paid to advertise in their tweets. Thats almost as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s …
  (2012/05/06)
• Waiting for @rowangoodwin to learn that clothes are useful and keep us warm.
  (2012/05/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Tried an in-app purchase thing twice on my phone. Both times seem to have succeeded but app isn’t showing anything #itunes #2bOrNot2b
  (2012/05/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• It’s musical “Peter and the Wolf” time (London Symphony Orchestra).
  (2012/05/05, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• RT @shiflett: Love this. Use the recent PHP hack to view Facebook’s source code. (Check out the URL.) t.co/XfDUetJp /via @coates
  (2012/05/04)
• RT @bryns: Fun discovery of the night… Android’s facial recognition lock-screen can be fooled with a picture of the owner.
  (2012/05/03)
• : Bromsgrove Beer Festival 2012 t.co/lQ5RJEHI
  (2012/05/02, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• “@MIGCMedia: @mikko Hypponen: 500 of the Fortune 500 companies are hacked right now #2012GC”
  (2012/05/02, Bromsgrove, Worcestershire)
• Grr, bad Debian for having an Apache alias of /javascript (via javascript-common package) see t.co/keF8gHA9 #HeadScratchingSolved
  (2012/05/01)
• HMRC rang this morning – they were thinking of starting legal action against the company – because we’d paid our PAYE liabilities early.
  (2012/05/01)